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  1. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    As my dad (aged 80) says, any day you wake up to is s good day!
     
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    Sidthemackem, Jul 25, 2012
  2. Carsey75

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    Ditto to that sid :biggrin:
     
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    Carsey75, Jul 25, 2012
  3. MrRAWhite

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    I hope it pisses down because I'm off to bed..
     
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  4. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    hello Reg, can I come

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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jul 25, 2012
  5. MrRAWhite

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    Cor!!! My type of woman..
     
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  6. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    PM me your email and telephone number and I will play cupid
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jul 25, 2012
  7. MrRAWhite

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    No need mate...I already know my sister very well...
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jul 25, 2012
  8. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    so I now have, my wife is fat and my sister is ugly, if I meet them you are a dead man
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jul 25, 2012
  9. MrRAWhite

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    <laugh>..Never a truer word said marra...

    PS..I don't mean the fat and ugly bit mind, just the dead bit..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jul 25, 2012
  10. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Do you really believe that she would believe she was fat & ugly if you told her <whistle>
     
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  11. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Here lies the body of MrRAW who said his wife was fat
    he then told his sister she was ugly to and that was the end of that
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jul 25, 2012
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    Done worse
     
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  13. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Safc83 - Therapy can do wonders so I&#8217;m told <whistle>
     
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    Black Cat Kiwi, Jul 25, 2012
  14. MrRAWhite

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    And they would have been none the wiser if it wasn't fot that Syd..The twat..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jul 25, 2012
  15. Black Cat Kiwi

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    is.jpg
     
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    The kick off of the Olympic Ladies Football Match in Cardiff today was briefly delayed while someone explained the offside rule.
     
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    Black Cat Kiwi, Jul 26, 2012
  17. MrRAWhite

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    And it was delayed even longer because a spider was seen luring in the changing rooms..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jul 26, 2012
  18. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    last time I invite the neighbours daughters over for a wash, no bloody peace


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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jul 26, 2012
  19. Black Cat Kiwi

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    Choosy are they then
     
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    Black Cat Kiwi, Jul 26, 2012
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    Olympic chiefs have been forced to apologise to North Korea after they showed the the South Korean flag by mistake during the Norths opening womens football match.

    A spokesman said we are sorry for any distress caused but to be fair they do all look the same and women really shouldnt be playing football !!
     
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    Black Cat Kiwi, Jul 26, 2012
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