here's how you market something lads: [video=youtube;bUl7ZLmz9uA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUl7ZLmz9uA[/video] ...how to make a football kit look like it's got the thought and dedication that goes into the performance of a supercar. I never realised how amazing nylon was!
What the hell is a "world class fit" - other than more proof the term "world class" has become so overused it's now almost meaningless.
Makes you wonder what the rest of our kit manufacturers were up to all these years, doesn't it? Lazy bastards! The clip's hosted by the JJB Sports Youtube channel, which suggests we're actually putting some effort into marketing the kits this time.
I don't know about you lads but I get very tired of hearing that key players will miss the start of the season through injury. The close season is supposed to be the time when players recharge batteries and recover from injuries but here we are as always with Parker absent for the start. It happens to us every season when we need our best players there they are not.I'd love to start just one season with a full squad.
Bought my shirt in JJB yesterday. They were displayed in front of all the other shirts, right at the front of the shop. It was pleasing to see. There were no gooner shirts, which was also nice. £5 cheaper than the Man U shirt. I can't see what the fuss is about though. They are standard polyester shirts; the same polyester that stinks after a few hours. I didn't play 90 minutes but it smelt like I had. Why don't they ever make nice cotton versions?
Don't then, have a wharp at her bobby danglers instead... http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRDGqVxlpQN-5o7fgLRzxJTd-MJXeudcXABvpiGMquu6jgR2RGN ...make the most of them while she's young, they're more than likely to intrude on her waistband later on!
And much later on when she goes for a breast examination the two lumps the doctor will feel will be her kneecaps.
Don't know if anyone caught Line of Duty on the BBC recently, but I was impressed by one of the actors, so I looked him up. Lennie James (Snatch, Lie To Me, Jericho, The Walking Dead, Human Target, etc.) happens to be a Spurs season ticket holder.
I didn't and I hope nobody else will, either. It's on the iPlayer, if anyone missed it and fancies watching it. Wasn't bad at all.
That's nothing compared to when they'll use the Israeli flag to represent the Palestinian athletes...
You know what I find just as bad? The word "English". Our passports say British. That is our nationality.
