Im a liberal because

Tina babe

What the **** is up with some of these sad ****ers on here today giving you grief?

 

I see.

Which room?

 

To be fair, I've been on here far too much this last week, so I'm an easy target.

That'll all be rectified soon enough when I'm carted off to Cornton Vale for breaking my bail conditions.

His vagina.

 

Back passage.

 

That's a womb, not a room, ya daft ****.

 

Did someone ruin it recently or just general wear and tear?

 

Naw, jist fancied a change of decor.

 

Right.

 

I thought it was because he lived in beelshill?

 

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I have been waiting weeks for someone to set that up.

 

I shall try to beel more often for ye

 

How are you getting on with your books?

 

He can read?

 

Lucky he's no blind coz he'd be ****ed with braille.

 

That's between me, my dodgy accountant, and HMRC ya nosey bitch.

 

Now that was just plain cruel.

 

I'm sorry, I actually feel a wee bit bad about that.

 

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You can apologise with a braille naked photie of yerself. In other words I close my eyes and feel ye up.