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  1. wizgub

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    I'm a liberal because:

    - I am entitled to success even if I do nothing to achieve it.

    - I know nothing of history and I refuse to learn from the mistakes of the present.

    - if it SOUNDS good it must BE good.

    - we must always accept other cultures and always hate our own.

    - I'm entitled to the money you earned but you're not.

    - I'd rather see everyone fail than see some people succeed.

    - I want what you have but I don't want to do what you had to do to get it.

    - anyone who is suffering is automatically a saint.

    - anyone who is poor is automatically a victim.

    - if it hurts my feelings it should be illegal.

    - I hate myself and my country for reasons I don't understand and can't explain.

    - "tolerance" means you must tolerate me but I will never tolerate you.

    - I believe in freedom of speech... except for if you disagree with me.

    - your freedom is less important than my feelings.

    - subsidizing capitalism is evil, subsidizing sloth and failure is noble.

    - it feels cool to yell slogans and pretend I know what's going on.

    - voting based on skin color instead of experience or ability makes me feel good.

    - I demand "freedom" but expect the government to solve my problems.

    - other people should be forced to live the way I tell them to live and think the things I want them to think.

    - I believe every human is defined by his or her skin color first and foremost.

    - if conservatives do it it's oppressive fascism, if liberals do it it's enlightened progressivism.

    - I don't understand that if you punish people for succeeding people will stop succeeding.

    - If you're successful and I'm not it's because you're evil, never because I'm lazy or incompetent.


    margaret thatcher was a saint
     
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  2. Tina_old

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    You spelled fanny wrong.
     
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  3. wizgub

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    you spelled tina wrong
     
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    Can you piss standing up ?
     
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  5. Tina_old

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    Mick did it, and it's correct, you illiterate ****.
     
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  6. wizgub

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    more emplying that you are a fanny but your too stupid to see that you down syndrome ridden bell end
     
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  7. Tina_old

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    ** Implying.

    Stupid. No wonder you failed at being a policeman.
     
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  8. wizgub

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    jus like you failed at pretending to be a woman?
    god your a sad person
    TITS OR GTFO
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    I really expected more of a challenge from you.

    What a disappointment.

    I'm betting that's not the first time it's been said to you either.
     
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  11. Mick

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    Most of those points have absolutely nothing to do with liberalism and some are actually confusing socialism with liberalism.
     
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  12. wizgub

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    naw yer da was dissapointed in me as well. almost as much as he was wae u.

    do i need to say it again?
    TITS OR GTFO

    and saying halfway through an argument or insult trading "i expect more of a challange" doesnt automaticly mean you win ya pure freak
     
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  13. Tina_old

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    Get him telt, daddy.
     
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  14. Tina_old

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    The beel is strong in this one.
     
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  15. wizgub

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    show me your TITS
     
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Tina does this count as charity work?
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I concur.

    Get yer ****in act together wizgub. If you try to be funny, be funny. If you try to shock, be shocking. If you try to insult, be original. Otherwise, **** off.
     
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    Oooft...I've never seen you angry...
     
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  19. Tina_old

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    He's got the painters in.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    beel <grr>
     
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