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Death by dogs

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HandsomeDaniel, Jul 24, 2012.

  1. HandsomeDaniel

    HandsomeDaniel Member

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    if you had to pick between two options

    30 Jack Russells

    or

    5 Pitbulls
     
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    HandsomeDaniel, Jul 24, 2012
  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Jack Russels are yappy little ****s.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jul 24, 2012
  3. HandsomeDaniel

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    They are yappy wee ****s, I am kinda leaning to the pitbull side of things still cannae make my mind up
     
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    HandsomeDaniel, Jul 24, 2012
  4. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Rangers supporters everytime<magic>
     
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    irishgreen, Jul 24, 2012
  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Which dug looks most like yer maw?

    That one
     
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    Mind The Duck, Jul 24, 2012
  6. HandsomeDaniel

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    She looks like Weimaraner, but we are talking about Pitbulls or Jack Russells
     
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    HandsomeDaniel, Jul 24, 2012
  7. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Are you talking about which you'd rather ****?
     
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    Go G YellowScreen, Jul 24, 2012
  8. HandsomeDaniel

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    If they brought the death penalty back and that was the option they gave you in court, which wan would ye take?
     
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    HandsomeDaniel, Jul 24, 2012
  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    My mate has two jack russels, one called pin-heed and the other Unlucky (actually, it was called Lucky but he's had it's knackers lobbed off recently so he's re-Christened it).

    Anyway, some big brown ****ing labrador attacked them in the local park and my mate hoofed the labrador in the heed. I then threatened to chin the owner, the ****.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jul 24, 2012
  10. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    30 Jack Russells

    Have you heard Pitbull sing...
     
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    Mind The Duck, Jul 24, 2012

  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Death by goldfish mauling.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 24, 2012

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