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Does anyone actually believe this cack?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DevAdvocate, Jul 24, 2012.

  1. HandsomeDaniel

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    My pal signed up for a different site called Adultfriend finder, he got alot offers.

    He said wan was a 47yo buisness woman who he ****ed three times a week and had a few spliffs with for two months and then there was another lassie who he was keeping intouch with and decided to meet up with, she had down syndrome, I think the dirty bugger still done her!

    The one above I wid say no, but there is nymphos outthere just not in the mould of those lassies in the pics.
     
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  2. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    The thing that always breaks the illusion is they only advertise towards men - they only show pictures of hot semi naked chicks - where's the pictures of hot blokes to try tempt in women to fill the other side of this transaction? So are women in general that dirty that you don't need to bother trying to advertise towards them, they will find your sex exchange site by themselves - or is it just that there are actually no women on the site?
     
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  3. HandsomeDaniel

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    They probably pay some garnny £6 an hour to sit on her lap top the grand weans got her, just to send messages now and then to keep the sad buggers keen.
     
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  4. irishgreen

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    Keeps me happy <ok>
     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    So what's the point? There's no charge.
     
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  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    That site seems genuine. Years ago, one night, pissed, I clicked on a banner and signed up just so I could browse, curious. The next day the bird used my comp to send an email and found out. To this day I think she still thinks I contact birds on the net for sex...BUT I NEVER!
     
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  7. Treat Williams

    Treat Williams Well-Known Member

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    Supposedly he has a rather small penis.
     
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  8. HandsomeDaniel

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    All hunks have small dicks, you always get these dudes in the papers or in porn with the world largest sclong, Ron Jeremy perfect example these types dont look anything like Pitt or Clooney thats cos guys like them have small dicks
     
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  9. Mick

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    Never clicked on any link - there will be a charge at some point, probably show you all the profiles then charge you money to actually contact any of them.
     
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  10. PleaseNotPoll

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    AdultFriendFinder? That's the site that James Holmes, the Aurora Cinema Shooter, was using! <laugh>
    Sign up now! Meet young and available spree killers online!
    Perhaps that's the catch? Maybe they make money via advertisers, like this place sort of does?
     
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  11. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    well i did run a sub 4 hour Belfast marathon :emoticon-0165-muscl

    Time to get back training though iv put on over half a stone since, a minute on the lips forever on the hips :(
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Thanks a lot you ****s. I'm now completely disallusioned about free sex with hot chicks webistes. Excuse me while I nip off and double check my bank statements for the past 5 years.
     
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  13. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    They'll make money the same way mick makes money from here, selling your email address to viagra suppliers.

    Also, I've seen the bird in the white on the bottom row on many websites. Obviously went on the websites by mistake and quickly clicked the red cross after a few minutes.
     
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