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All I said was that piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah

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  1. DT

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    Fellas, don't drink that coffee! You'd never guess... . There was a FISH... IN the percolator.
     
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  2. FFS.73

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    You're a ****ing inanimate object!

    (later in the same film)

    Take that back about my **** kids!
     
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  3. WBA2_QPR3

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    [video=youtube;spefM2OjKp4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spefM2OjKp4&feature=related[/video]

    Its pronounced just as it sounds H-F-U-H-R-U-H-U-R-R.
     
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  4. Congleton_QPR

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    Where's Ya Tool ?
     
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  5. West London Willy

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    Car Rental Agent: Welcome to Marathon. May I help you?
    Neal: [indignantly] Yes.
    Agent: How may I help you?
    Neal: You can start by wiping that ****ing dumbass smile off your rosy ****ing cheeks. Then you can give me a ****ing automobile. A ****ing Datsun, a ****ing Toyota, a ****ing Mustang, a ****ing Buick — 4 ****ing wheels and a seat!
    Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
    Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of ****ing nowhere with ****ing keys to a ****ing car that isn't ****ing there. And I really didn't care to ****ing walk down a ****ing highway and across a ****ing runway to get back here to have you smile at my ****ing face. I want a ****ing car right ****ing now.
    Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
    Neal: I threw it away.
    Agent: Oh, boy.
    Neal: "Oh, boy" what?
    Agent: You're ****ed.

    Planes Trains and Automibles - a classic....
     
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    Nope. Its a great film.
     
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  7. Uber_Hoop

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    "I've had it up to here with these motherfucking snakes on this mother ****ing plane."

    Always remember the quote, but can't remember which film it was from.
     
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    'Say hello to my leeeeeetle friend'

    [video=youtube;g2wD5TaMf2k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2wD5TaMf2k[/video]
     
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  9. GoldhawkRoad

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    C'mon, Deckard. I'm right here, but you've gotta shoot straight!
     
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  10. DT

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    What was the one above from?
     
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  11. Shawswood

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    Snakes on a plane, surprisingly enough,
     
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  12. superdoopahoopsa

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    [video=youtube;q-WhOERP3ng]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-WhOERP3ng[/video]
     
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  13. NorwayRanger

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    "It's been emotional"
     
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  14. NorwayRanger

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    You can't go wrong with qoutes from Snatch, this one's right up there with the nemesis one :)

    Turkish: Well the rabbit gets ****ed.
    Tommy: [pauses] Proper ****ed?
    Turkish: Yes, before "Zee Germans" get there.

    [video=youtube;BR0Df0FS0ZY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwrel&NR=1&v=BR0Df0FS0ZY[/video]
     
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  15. Flanman

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    IMO Best one liners ever Groucho

    [video=youtube;-ikEBwdlmD8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ikEBwdlmD8[/video]
     
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    Heeeeere's Johnny!

    [video=youtube;D7JB68sLGY8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7JB68sLGY8[/video]
     
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    KooPeeArr Well-Known Member

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    "You're going to have to toss me!" - Gimli to Aragorn (Two Towers).
     
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  18. Flanman

    Flanman Well-Known Member

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    Here's great line
    [video=youtube;UPHuE5pDlEs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPHuE5pDlEs&feature=related[/video]
     
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  19. Staines R's

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    Choose.......life !!!
     
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  20. Rollercoaster Ranger

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    Shut the **** up! Shut up! Just shut up! You want me to dump her? You want me to kick her ****ing ass out of here? Want me to kick her ass out or what? You want me to kick...? Get the **** out! Get the **** out! Get out!

    Gonna tell me I don't have a way with women?
     
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