What's the going rate these days? I'm thinking of supplementing my income by servicing the ladies of an evening. I can last for ages as well having studiously practising tantric sex, just like Stingio from The Police. I'm really good looking and well hung so I should make a fortune. Any ideas on what I should charge?
Have you seen Midnight Cowboy? I think you might have to at least consider tapping into the gay market.
One of my favourite films ever and Dustin Hoffmans greatest performance. Jon Voight must have had a stand in to produce Angelina, the ***got. Im strictly a ladies man. The Thinking woman's crumpet.
It's true. They fell out and haven't spoken in years. Apparently he was a ****e ride, according to Angelina.
Wow. So the ugly gene clearly isn't hereditary then. Hope for pug faced bastards everywhere. You'll be needing a pimp, btw.
Anyway back to the film. I had it on dvd but a few years back lent it to the outlaws and the ****s still have it. Another reason to hate them even more The harmonica in the title music is chillingly haunting, one of my favourite pieces of music of all time, alongside Chopin and Rachmaninoff. Great lover of piano concertos.
A Curly Wurly, a comb and your bus fare home. If they want to play hardball, you should be prepared to be flexible on the comb.
