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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    What's the going rate these days? I'm thinking of supplementing my income by servicing the ladies of an evening.

    I can last for ages as well having studiously practising tantric sex, just like Stingio from The Police.

    I'm really good looking and well hung so I should make a fortune.

    Any ideas on what I should charge?
     
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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    30 bob.
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Have you seen Midnight Cowboy? I think you might have to at least consider tapping into the gay market.
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    One of my favourite films ever and Dustin Hoffmans greatest performance.

    Jon Voight must have had a stand in to produce Angelina, the ***got.

    Im strictly a ladies man. The Thinking woman's crumpet.
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Hold on. Are you saying John Voight is Angelina Jolie's father? Didn't know that.
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Yes I am speaking the truth.
     
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  7. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    It's true. They fell out and haven't spoken in years. Apparently he was a ****e ride, according to Angelina.
     
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  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Wow. So the ugly gene clearly isn't hereditary then. Hope for pug faced bastards everywhere.

    You'll be needing a pimp, btw.
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Anyway back to the film. I had it on dvd but a few years back lent it to the outlaws and the ****s still have it.

    Another reason to hate them even more <grr>

    The harmonica in the title music is chillingly haunting, one of my favourite pieces of music of all time, alongside Chopin and Rachmaninoff. Great lover of piano concertos.
     
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  10. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I got on great with my in-laws - it was their bastard sons that were fannies!!
     
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  11. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    A Curly Wurly, a comb and your bus fare home. If they want to play hardball, you should be prepared to be flexible on the comb.
     
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  12. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    A bit rapey were they?
     
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  13. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Controlling, untrusting ****s.
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I'm a trusting **** Tina.
     
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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    How many of em were there ffs?
     
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  16. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    The amount of times I've heard, 'I trust you, it's them I don't trust'.

    <laugh><doh>
     
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  17. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Joost 2.
     
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  18. Glesgabhoy67

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    And ye pumped both of them??
     
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  19. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Uh huh.
     
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  20. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    3rd time lucky? Or have you learned your lesson now?
     
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