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You know your poor when you go on a caravan holiday to Cornwall?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Jul 23, 2012.

  1. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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  2. Trypsin-1

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    Done a camper van trip with some mates but thats cos we were going to festivals anyway, still pretty fun, I have an unnatural love for sun roofs so I just spent most of the time standing out of it probably looking like a **** but having the time of my life.
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Which translates as you puked up every night after downing too much vodka for a young 'un and you didn't get your leg over the entire holiday.
     
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  4. Medro

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    No it translates as 'it wasn't very good.'
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Now wrong with Salou, I've been three times and if you can't enjoy yourself there, you won't enjoy yourself anywhere.

    Oh wait, I didn't notice any kneecappings or Orange marches when I was there. Perhaps that's the reason 'it wasn't very good?" :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  6. Go G YellowScreen

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    Interpreted: Medro was gang-raped by five well-hung black men, losing both his dignity and his virginity in one fell swoop.
     
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  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    five fell swoops surely ?
     
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  8. Medro

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    Calm down. Salou might be your cup of tea but to me it was just like many other Spanish coastal towns full of Brits.

    Nope. Though it was no caravan holiday in Cornwall. <laugh>

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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Medro's obsession with everything continues.
     
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  10. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Button it tubby.
     
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  11. Mick

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    Used to spend my summers in a caravan in a field outside Cushendall on the north Antrim coast. For half the life of that caravan we didn't have any electricity or toilet until my father eventually converted a broom cupboard and installed lights.

    Two months in a caravan with no leccie and no toilet, in a field two miles from a tiny town... they don't make holidays like they used to.
     
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  12. Mind The Duck

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    I've skipped most of this 5 pager from Medro, so I have to ask...

    What has this got to do with Ireland, Catholics, Celtic?
     
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  13. Mick

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    The one and only time Medro left Ireland was to travel to Spain, which is full of Catholics, he didn't enjoy himself.
     
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  14. Medro

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    Mickelback, I travel quite a bit. But it's usually to the states.

    Good proddy country. ;)

    Well, most of it.
     
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    I would hiv tae see ken as a upstart of the middle woking class society I pure feckin hate caravans, Lodges are the way to go!
     
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I haven't been on a caravan holiday fur ages :(
     
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    Went to Cornwall for a week back in July, first time I'd been there for a holiday..was quite nice

    Stayed in this cabin thing though. Wouldn't caravan it - that's pikey as ****
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Went to Wemyss Bay for two weeks in October and camped out without a tent, just stayed in shop fronts and the likes.
     
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