Then he'd be nearly 170 years old. I know he's a great man KPR, but I don't think he's immortal Taking the piss out of a scouse accent, hmmm. Not from Liverpool eh KPR? Now there's a shock And only citizens of the city of Newcastle go to St James' don't they? What's that, they get fans from all over the North East? Surely not...
Surely that number would be well into the thousands over a day, 100 is more like an hour for KPR, and if he doesn't do it at least 100 times an hour I think his head would explode!
Or how many incorrect predictions has he made? I've got to say though, his new signature makes me laugh. How does it go, something like "New start, no more wumming and honest views from now" or something like that.
How many times Cymraeg and SW6 would shag if they actually came face to face after months of homoerotic, tension-building bickering on Not606
Despite winning **** all for six years Wenger maintains this is secondary to the beautiful football they play. Maybe Wenger should team up with rock heavyweight Bono and call themselves the 'Self Righteous Brothers'?