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The Scheme drinking game

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Neville Bartos, May 27, 2010.

  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    i think i actually got stupider just by reading that.
     
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  2. Magic Laudrup 11

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    It's about the wee **** that wrote "**** off" on his socks, and pumped Dayna <laugh> <laugh>

    Last Saturday at my mates we all wrote on the soles of our socks <laugh> The guy had just bought the house and put all new carpets in. The stairs ended up covered in "**** off" from the ink on socks <laugh> <laugh> His bird was not happy
     
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  3. he's technically a *****. was shaggin her when he was 20 n she was 15. even tho she looks 30 and he looks 13

    *****geddon!
     
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  4. am joining bebo tonight. think of a funny name, she's gettin pelters!!!
     
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  5. Magic Laudrup 11

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    You should adapt some of JWs poems for her!!!!
     
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  6. Kim Jong Il

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    ray pest

    pete o'file

    hugh jwan

    r.sole
     
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  7. Kim Jong Il

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    good shout ML get JW on the case <ok>
     
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  8. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Thanks Douglas <ok>
     
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    he's part of the Ayrshire *****phile cult! his dad'll be devestated
     
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  10. Magic Laudrup 11

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    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  11. aye al send her some poems to start with <ok>

    Kendal is on aswell am gony add her
     
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  12. staggie

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    Good point Girvan <ok>
     
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  13. av made a profile up on bebo. a cant leave a poem unless she accepts me as a friend so fingers crossed, av got a poem ready for her <laugh>

    My Heart Is Yours&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.By Scoabie Heron

    I get rather aroused, when she wears her fake tan,
    This stunning lady, lights up the dreams of every man,
    I sneak a peek at her boobs , whenever I can,
    To look good naked, she needs no help from Gok-Wan,

    She opened the Transport Museum, cos Diana couldn&#8217;t come,
    If Im a naughty boy, will she spank my cute little bum,
    When I dream of Lady Candice , I wake up all hard and numb,
    In all my years, Ive never known a Sexier mum,

    I fell head over heels in love, just 2 weeks ago,
    Each year on Valentines Day, I'll make her love-hearts in the snow,
    Every time I see her, my willy starts to grow,
    An angel from Catwalk Land, only God will know

    here's ma profile. **** knows who the **** is, he's scoabie heron noo!

    http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=10580223208
     
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  14. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Nev the profiles private <doh>
     
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  15. ****, 2 seconds
     
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  16. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Class Nev <laugh> She accept your add?
     
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  17. try it now, naw she's no accepted the bitch!
     
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  18. Magic Laudrup 11

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    You haven't had much luck with birds accepting you <laugh>

    Add this picture to your profile <laugh> looks a bit like scoabie heron <laugh>

    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. <laugh> who's that?
     
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    One of the troops <ok>
     
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