We'll just have to agree to disagree then. Have you tried the Jaffa Cake bars? The orange in them is a bit zingy for my liking.
Isn't that just an old-wives' tale? Like eating bread crusts gives you curly hair or like smoking's bad for you?
I was gonna do a joke about him being the only orange thing you'd eat (or something along those lines) but I can't be arsed thinking about how best to word it. It's been a long week.