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Wid ye rather live in a shoe or hoose made of gingerbread?

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  1. HandsomeDaniel

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    fail-tastic how explain please?
     
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  2. Mick

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  3. HandsomeDaniel

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    Nae bother Malta Mick who stays in Shettleston!
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Why do the Scottish say "stay" instead of "live"? As in "I stay in Glasgow" instead of "I live in Manchester". You stay in hotels and holiday resorts, you live in houses and areas!
     
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    Why do the English say Live , I say I staying in that hotel or that complex

    eg I am staying in Guantamno Bay at the momenet doll, what you like to come back to mine for a wee bit of hankie pankie? You do nt ahve to stay the night, where do you live like ken?
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Mick used to live and work in Malta for an online Casino company, now he lives in Jersey I beleive, a fair distance frae ****tleston.

    <whistle>
     
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  7. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Our master plan is to confuse the english with our dialect until we have a force capable enough of invasion, it throws off your spys.

    But because I've just told you that Alex Salmond is on route to eat you and feed your bones to his dog of a wife.
     
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    I used to shag a wee thing who stays around that way, Preston I believe she was from. She got confused when I said stuff like that as well.

    You're all weirdo's down there.
     
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  9. Mick

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    That's almost completely wrong <whistle>
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

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    Why don't you ask Mick what is "almost" completely wrong? <whistle>
     
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  12. HandsomeDaniel

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    Fenster is Mick

    Bagged!<party>
     
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