Is the question "How many times will the ABUs have to suggest something before they come up with something that even remotely makes sense?"
How many times has... John Terry cheated on his wife? Ashley Cole inserted something battery-operated somewhere private? Steven Gerrard dived but not been criticised? Gerrard's bird been shagged by a gangster? Kenny Dalglish said something mundane but been celebrated like he was Oscar Wilde? Arsene Wenger missed an important incident? Carlos Tevez pronounced an English word anywhere near correctly? KPR been sectioned?
How many times will Alex Ferguson celebrate his birthday before Man United have more European Cups than Liverpool.