Football Manager 2012

Football, F1 and Le Mans. My whole life

 

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They're pretty gay sports. Football, Football (other football ), to a lesser extent Cricket, Basketball and Baseball. That'll do me good. I'd like to add "Oh and titties" to that list but it'd be very inaccurate recently

 

F1 and Le Mans put balls on your chest. Some people aren't up to it

Titties...those long lost friends of ours....I share your pain.

 

But they're sports without balls. I love balls.

Maybe saying stuff like that is why I'm not getting titties - or maybe because I've barely left the house since coming back from uni. One of the two.

 

Same actually. Living in the arse end of nowhere has its downsides.

 

They just have a really unique culture. They're based in an awesome district of Hamburg which is a red light district and also has this awesome nightlife. Their fanbase is very left-leaning politically and quite active about it as well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FC_St._Pauli#.22Kult.22_phenomenon

 

They also have the same goal music as Saints. They is cool.

 

I'd blame the weather for not going out but tbf it's just a convenient excuse. I've got several "party woooo" invitations on Facebook but look for particular reasons not to go. "Hate everyone going..." "Too far away (and hate everyone going)..." "Ooh this looks not too terrible, only hate some people going! Nope, ex taking her new boyfriend".

Dirty commies.

 

I blame the fact I'm not in the partying group over here. Plus partying involves going to either Belfast or Portrush. Portrush has a pit of a nightclub, and Belfast is ****ing expensive. Then of course, there's the problem of having ALL my Uni mates over in England, so that's that out of the window.

 

Not that it really matters, we're all going gay in here anyway.

 

If we were St Pauli fans then we could just hit the red light district.

 

Well considering I go to one of the most male-orientated Unis in the country, on a course with about 5 girls in 140 students, I'm gone already. In fairness, most of them are actually quite nice to look at...

 

Let's do it. Saints Not606 trip to Hamburg's red light district.

 

Haha that'll be good enough I'm just on a course with a bunch of munters who might as well be men.

 

I could've swore my dad told me that St Mary's was the red-light district of Southampton. Considering he was in the police down there, I took his word for it.

 

Nope. None in Southampton. Here's a list:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_red-light_districts#England

Gropecunt Lane is my favourite.

 

There is no way Gropecunt Lane is actually a real thing

 

Huh....oh well. I had no idea Belfast had a red-light district. I know where that is, too....

 

Oh but it is. During the Middle Ages, all the towns had one. Roads were generally named after whatever activity took place on them. Before Queen Victoria came along and ruined everything, this stuff wasn't such a taboo.