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  1. Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed

    Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed Well-Known Member

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    emile heskey has more caps for england than glenn hoddle and matt le tissier COMBINED.

    english football, hang your head in shame <ok>
     
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  2. irdan

    irdan Well-Known Member

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    Lol quite witty. However he is nothing like Holt considering Holt scored as many last season as Heskey has in the last 6!
     
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  3. Beefforhire-NCFC

    Beefforhire-NCFC Well-Known Member

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    Let's be serious here for a second guys

    Heskeys game isn't goals, never has been, his strength is bringing other players into position, creating space for others to convert chances

    Ipswich haven't got any players that can do that, but that's another matter.
     
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  4. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Is that you Beefy?
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Jul 20, 2012
  5. irdan

    irdan Well-Known Member

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    A strikers job is to get goals. End of for me.
     
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  6. ilovedelia

    ilovedelia Well-Known Member

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    Raging success for England then...........<laugh> Did he ever score a hattrick against you <laugh>
    Oh my god this is soooooo funny.

    ILD OTBC
     
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  7. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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    In all fainess, how any fan of club who has had Robert Rosario and Aaron Wilbraham as players can be critical of another striker is beyond me!
     
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    Guru of Ipswich, Jul 20, 2012
  8. ncfcwonky

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    This is brilliant! <laugh> Are they trying a QPR? Go to the local retirement home?
     
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  9. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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    yep lets look at our 3 signings this years.

    18 year old
    24 year old
    26 year old

    yeah really had a track record this season of going for old players!
     
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  10. Beefforhire-NCFC

    Beefforhire-NCFC Well-Known Member

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    I agree

    If Ipswich sign him they'll go the way of villa last season. They don't have anyone to score goals. Even I heskey does create for them
     
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    I wasn't referring to the other signings.
     
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  12. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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    right, so because we 'might' sign somebody over 30 thats means we are a retirement home for footballers! love your logic there!

    in that sense, Norwich are a pension company for footballers over 30 who spit there dummies out on twitter!
     
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  13. ilovedelia

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    Emile Heskey, last seen wandering the plains of the Serengeti.........still vainly searching for the goal!!!! <laugh>
    Then he heard that one had been seen in Hull, but no he couldn't find it there either, then "fanfare" :emoticon-0159-music .Grant Holt rang him and said, look I can help, I know there's a whole load of them in Ipswich and they're very easy to find, I'll send you the demolition Derby C.D's just to prove it! <laugh> <laugh> Nice guy that Grant Holt!!

    ILD OTBC
     
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    canary_max Well-Known Member

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    to be fair, i think heskey could do a job there


    repainting those lovely portman road turnstiles <laugh>
     
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  15. Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed

    Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed Well-Known Member

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    can't remember who said it, but it was mentioned that emile heskey practices football in his back garden at home. what does he practice exactly? holding the ball up? it certainly isn't shooting! honestly, he was so bad against us at carrow road i started feeling sorry for the guy. he was hopeless. he looked like he wanted the ground to open up. he'd no doubt have missed the hole...
     
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  16. Carra_Rud

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    If they sign him, I will forever laugh at them!

    They are clearly bedding in for another few seasons of mid-table obscurity!<laugh>
     
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    No he's not?? Holt can actually score..oh, and keep the ball within our atmosphere with his shots.
     
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  18. johnnywarksmoustache

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    Afternoon Black Rat

    I see it didn't take long for SOD to SOD off again! <laugh> Must be the shortest management appointment in history! <laugh>
     
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    DESK.jpg
    My desk.

    ILD OTBC
     
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  20. KIO

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    Exactly, so why was there such a bloody Wilbrahimovic love in from so many posters on here <doh>
     
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