A Male Badger from Herpes Corner was out for a drive with a female skunk when they ran over a magpie. They both get out of the car and see the magpie is breathing but freezing.Badger picks up the magpie and says to the skunk here put that between your legs to keep it warm.but it's wet and stinks she says. Well hold it's nose then.
I killed a mag the other day! Well there was 3 of them that were popping up in my apple tree and I just ignored them. Then I realised they were picking on the little-uns. I was wondering where my friendly little Wren had gone! Then I saw them mobbing a Blackbird. Went out to check and found dead Robins and Blue tits there soft innards ripped out. then just like the "Ripper, aka wearside jack" God told you to just, do it
What do you do if a bird ****s on your car? Make the dirty bitch clear it up and never take her out again.
That true MR? Cause I live in burnage Manchester are there are hundreds and hardly any nice to look at or listen to little fellas around....... where's my bloody gun
Aye mate very true, having read up on it, just in case someone saw me and complained. Magpie numbers are increasing and in the countryside they are being culled by government order. Bloody RSPCA is getting up peoples nose's it seems as they are defending the feckers saying there's no proof. Totally ignoring all the letters they have received from people who have no songbirds left in their gardens but lots of Magpies and actually witnessing the attacks. Here is a simple checklist * Are you old enough to shoot the weapon without supervision (Over 18) and you have license (if gun is FAC)? * Are you authorised? (Yes, the land is yours or the owner gave you permission) * Is the bird you are shooting on the General License? (Magpies are in WML Gen-L08 - Licence to kill or take certain birds to conserve wild birds) * Is your reason justified & valid for the bird you are shooting Prevent damage to crops, Conservation of other wild birds, (Magpies do affect local wildlife count) Preserve public health etc Note: you cannot shoot a wild pigeon saying it affects local wild life... similarly cannot say magpies eat all your crops... simple really... * Will the pellet stay within your land's boundaries If no, do you have permission from the neighbouring land owner for your pellets to fall in his land? * Finally, the kill should be made humanely, the carcass must not be displayed in a manner that is offensive to passer's by who might happen to look at it... (Chances of your neighbour complaining) As a final note make sure the magpie doesn't drop dead on thier garden tea table (esp. when they are having tea).
Hopefully another Robin may turn up before breeding starts as they are very territorial. This is the little Wren that has disappeared. please log in to view this image please log in to view this image He used to spend most of the day in my garden.
