The Scottish Empire; It could have been oh so good.

I thought the furthest we got was Millport?

 

You can just picture the Scottish colonists in Panama.

Red faced and saying "this is ****in ****e!"

 

****ing shut it stumpy.

 

Another reasoned argument well made.

 

There is no arguing with my logic

 

I thought they left after the great Buckfast drought of 1695

 

And almost certainly true.

 

Aren't most of the moose-****ers scotch?

 

The Scottish Empire is buzzing, we have more islands than Dr Moreau!