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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    It was fourth ball this time. Still, he does tend to **** up in the first innings of a series for some reason. Strange habit.
     
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    Chief, Jul 19, 2012
  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'll let you off with the "afternoon" sh1t this time, but..........................................







    .............there's a fu.king, bastard thread for this fu.king shoyte <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 19, 2012
  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Why's she not talking to you? Mind you half the time, they don't need a fu.king excuse.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 19, 2012
  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Doing OK now though sweats. 50 for 1 five minutes ago <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 19, 2012
  5. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Good lad <ok>

    Got two kids and been engaged for four years, am I **** getting married!
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jul 19, 2012
  6. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    married and divorced once, been with my woman for 12 years now and couldn't be happier, getting married wouldn't make me anymore happier!
     
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    tunns®, Jul 19, 2012

  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Four hours left at work and then off to Spain for 6 days tomorrow <ok> 30degrees and 35% humidity. Just about perfect.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 19, 2012
  8. Alan

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    Lucky you <ok>
     
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    Alan, Jul 19, 2012
  9. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    what your leaving the shire?


    ... enjoy<ok>
     
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    tunns®, Jul 19, 2012
  10. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Women are bloody lunatics Eric. Mine wouldn't talk to me the other day...turned out I head butted her in my sleep. How was I supposed to know?
     
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    Zingy, Jul 19, 2012
  11. BCR

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    "I am...... a Brujo!"
     
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    BCR, Jul 19, 2012
  12. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    There's a thread for this. <ok>
     
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    Zingy, Jul 19, 2012
  13. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    BCR, Jul 19, 2012
  14. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    did you not see the blood pouring from her nose? <whistle>
     
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    tunns®, Jul 19, 2012
  15. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    You donkey punched her didn't you.
     
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    Style, Jul 19, 2012
  16. Sir_Red

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    That's at least a bit understandable - my missus didn't talk to me all day because I cheated on her in her dream! I kid you not
     
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    Sir_Red, Jul 19, 2012
  17. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I dream about sex all the time...my missus never features in them. Would I ever tell her?...**** no! <ok>
     
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    Zingy, Jul 19, 2012
  18. BCR

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    <yikes>

    Did she know it was a dream?
     
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    BCR, Jul 19, 2012
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    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Mine was something similar last week. Supposedlly I was swearing at her in my sleep - like I knew ?

    It didn't help when she told me why she had the arse on and I called her a dickhead <ok>
     
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    KingEric07., Jul 19, 2012
  20. McFuckFace

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    Are you just not making an effort anymore??
     
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    McFuckFace, Jul 19, 2012
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