Cheers. I wonder what the legal position is on animal cruelty. You can't get done for pulling the legs off a daddy-long-legs (I presume), but would you be in trouble if you dismembered a small mammal like a vole or dormouse? Where do they draw the line? Is it just insects that are fair game? And what about fish? Surely a hook in the mouth is cruel? Or are aquatic creatures also unprotected?
I saw a thing on TV about japanese fishermen, **** me they're sick ****s. Line fishing for sea lions poor wee fellas
Went out deep sea fishing on my holiday and there was little yankee girl on the boat that was balling her eyes out everytime someone caught a fish. I yelled "I found Nemo" when I caught this tiny fish, her ma even looked up and started laughing, but it was too small to keep so I chucked it back in. The wean looked slightly relieved before a dozen more were caught.
I had an air rifle when I was a kid. Shot a bird sitting on my neighbours chimney pot and then my cat came running out of his house with the bird. I only killed a few birds before I decided not to do it again, not very nice.
You should have said, you could have called in to mine on the way through. We had a hog roast BBQ <took in turns to make love to the pig before cooking it>
Okay, maybe a better answer would have been that I wouldn't kill an insect unless I had no other choice.
Have a brother who as a teenager used to shoot sparrows with an air gun. Then he'd stand them up with a small stick, thereby tricking other sparrows to join them. Then he's shoot them. I never saw the fun in it.
Fair dues. I also abhor needless cruelty to animals. Along with children and the disabled. Old twats are fair game though.
