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Killing Animals

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  1. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure we all know some people that killed wee animals when they were younger. A fella that lived across the road from made parachutes for his sisters 2 hamsters and threw them into the air. Pretty sure he knew the Tesco bags would not work.

    But a mate of mine who lives out in Bangkok told me that for roughly £20 you can go to a range and throw grenades at chickens. He said in Cambodia for about £50 you can go to a shooting range and unload into a cow, bullets I mean.

    How warped is that?
     
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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Sounds ****ing brilliant to me, especially the grenades at the chickens, I'd love to witness that :D
     
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  3. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    One of my mates used to **** his dog.

    Pretty cool eh?
     
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  4. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Do you have a lot of friends from Newcastle ?
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I'd rather kill people. Cows are funny
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 19, 2012
  6. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    No, Bristol <ok>
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    There are a load of cows I know that I'd like to chuck a grenade at.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I used spray hairspray on my sister's pet budgie to see if I could make it glide. Didny work.

    The budgie soon recognised the hairspray can and would duck on it's perch whenever I came near it. <laugh>
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Gambol in Lazarus sensation. Can ST be far behind?
     
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  10. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    You would need to say a Schwarznegger like one liner before you did it.
     
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  11. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>.
     
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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    think of one then medro ffs
     
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  13. MrT

    MrT Well-Known Member

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    I used to kill animals daily in a previous job.

    The sad thing is that you get used to it and in the end I never used to get an erection doing it anymore.
     
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  14. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    No harm, no fouuulllll

    <BOOM>
     
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  15. MrT

    MrT Well-Known Member

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    Booom

    'I suspect fowl play'
     
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  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    knock knock

    <BOOM>

    Hen partee iz ova!

    <coat>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 19, 2012
  17. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Clucking hell!!!!!!
     
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    E.T. Fairfax, Jul 19, 2012
  18. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Two birds with one frag
     
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  19. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I only ruffled a few feathers
     
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  20. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Chick.. Chick.. Chick.. Chick.. Chicken......

    (Boom!!!!!)

    Lay a little DEAD for meeeeeee!!!!!!!
     
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