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Use Twitter? hate Jose Enrique?

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  1. Santiago Munez

    Santiago Munez Well-Known Member

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    Go on twitter and look up #askenrique

    An attempt for some online interaction with fans by LFC has been hijacked by NUFC fans with hilerious results.
    Highlights include:

    @Mysterygimp: #askenrique What does the view look like from inside Hatem Ben Arfa's pocket?

    @DeeCeeGee89: #AskEnrique Do you think Liverpool will ever challenge the top 6 again with this current policy?
    #NUFC

    @ToonArmyMIA: #askenrique if a cat always lands on its feet, & toast always lands butter side down, what happens if u butter the top side of toasted cat?

    @Iwantcurlyhair2: #AskEnrique How come Donald Duck gets embarrassed without a towel around his waist gettin out the shower,yet he normally doesn't wear pants?

    @Twisted_Blood: #AskEnrique Do you ever feel any pressure to live up to the multi-platinum fame of Julio?

    @stevey_wpl: #AskEnrique How many times did you cringe when you looked at the Premier League table last season? #NUFC

    @JoeHobkirk: #AskEnrique on a scale of 1 to Andy Carroll how much do you wish you had stayed at newcastle

    @LostBoyNUFC: #askenrique #askenrique is Downing as bad to play with is as he is to watch?

    It is trending, if you know what that means.
     
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    Santiago Munez, Jul 18, 2012
  2. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Who is this Jose Enrique that people talk about?
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Would love to ask him if his goal next year is to not go in goal again?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 18, 2012
  4. Santiago Munez

    Santiago Munez Well-Known Member

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    @bedders221: #AskEnrique
    Why is it that when you blow in a dogs face he hates it but when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head out the window?

    @Iwantcurlyhair2: #AskEnrique do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

    @Conor_PB: #askenrique when playing FIFA do you transfer yourself back to NUFC and pretend it was all a bad dream?

    @Gooner4Life7: #askenrique Have the Liverpool fans told you about their history yet? Annoying isn't it?

    @KTD89: #AskEnrique How's your goalkeeping coming along?

    @BunnyBabeBecki: #askenrique Did Jay Spearing win a football career at Liverpool in a cornflakes competition?

    @MrBygate: #AskEnrique all jokes aside jose, who actually let the dogs out?

    @Nufcniallers: #AskEnrique why do Carragher and Gerrard sound like aeroplanes?

    @DavidEddy_: #AskEnrique Would you have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids?
     
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  5. Obi Wan

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    <laugh><laugh><applause> Quality. Don't use Twiter, but this is amusing. Poor Jose.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jul 18, 2012
  6. Santiago Munez

    Santiago Munez Well-Known Member

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    @Twuntfeatures: #AskEnrique have you ever seen a Mackem in Milan?

    :cool:
     
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  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Loving this.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jul 19, 2012
  8. samoholic

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    All very funny but I take exception to "hating" him. He was a great player and great servant for us and I would have him back in a heart beat, even if what he said turned out to be untrue. You can guarantee we were all thinking the same thing at the time.

    The official winner though, goes to:

    @ToonArmyMIA: #askenrique if a cat always lands on its feet, & toast always lands butter side down, what happens if u butter the top side of toasted cat?
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> I have no sympathy for any footballer stupid enough to have a twitter account. They bring it all on themselves.

    Seriously though somebody ask him if he wants to join Andy and come home. Can you imagine adding him back into our squad now? Why would anyone hate him though? Just bizarre. He was a great servant in his time here and a fantastic professional. He stuck with us through very thin and to then hate him would just make you a very fickle football fan.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 19, 2012
  10. samoholic

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    I think I'd jizz my pants if Jose came home.
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

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    Are you Tash in disguise?
     
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  12. Santiago Munez

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    The title of the thread was miss leading. It was more light hearted trolling than aggressive hate!
     
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  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Beat me to the punch!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 19, 2012
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    Great minds.
     
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  15. Santiago Munez

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    @imahon: #AskEnrique What would you rather be attacked by, 10 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck? (@FootballRamble)

    @JoeHobkirk: #AskEnrique When's your Dolmio day?

    @Iwantcurlyhair2: #AskEnrique @LFC why does a round pizza come in a square box?
     
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  16. Master Yoda

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    Thought this was quite sad...

    Not like Enrique left in a bad way, and he did stick with you in the Championship.

    It's nothing on the abuse Nasri STILL gets from bitter Arsenal fans, who complain about him leaving for erm... success, whatever that is.
     
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    Master Yoda, Jul 19, 2012
  17. Rubadub

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    Its pretty ironic really this abuse he gets for leaving considering he said he was leaving to win trophys and won a trophy in his first season with Liverpool.
     
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    Rubadub, Jul 19, 2012
  18. PleaseNotPoll

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    As a neutral, I think this is pretty funny, actually.
    They're lighthearted digs, at worst and most of it's actually just random, ludicrous joke questions.
    I think a lot of players would get far more abusive stuff.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, Jul 19, 2012
  19. Pint of Skotch

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    He also said that Newcastle would never again compete for the top 6 in the EPL. Look what happened the next season... <whistle>
     
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  20. Santiago Munez

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    This. Just good old trolling.
     
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    Santiago Munez, Jul 19, 2012
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