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Rangers The Movie - Casting call

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Jul 18, 2012.

  1. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    After the ups and downs we've had over the past few years I think the story of Rangers would make a great movie.

    But what actors would star in it?

    Shooter McGavin as Craig Whyte

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    Steve Martin as Walter

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    For comedy value Joel David Moore as Kirk Broadfoot

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    Dan Akroyd as the evil Neil Doncaster

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    Alec Baldwin as Peter Lawwell, on of the movie's villians

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    With his henchman

    Boozy Alan Thompson

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    And Andy Serkis in a gollum like role for Lenny

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    Any other ideas for who could be cast?
     
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  2. MrT

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    Joseph Fritzl could play outspoken radio phone in host and social commentator George Galloway

    Gorgeous George
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    John Travolta could play Phil Macgobbeldygook. He would understand the role as both have let someone in their care die. Allegedly.

    Matt Damon should play Whyte. He's already played Jason Bourne, a man chased mercilessly to the ends of the earth.

    Celtic fans

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  3. harryhood67

    harryhood67 Well-Known Member

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    Who ??? Nobody is interested in Rangers , they are dead , a wee Scottish division 3 team. The only story is the cheating and not paying their taxes that have brought Scottish football to its knees .
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Why would Peter Lawwell even be in it?

    Is this "Rangers - the bam's version"?

    Molly Weir to play namesake Davie <ok>
     
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  5. MrT

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    There's got to be a wee bit of artistic license and Lawwell looks like a baddy.


    Patrick Stewart as David Murray. He looks like he can work a wheelchair.

    McCoist can play himself. He has obvious acting talent (Shot at Glory anyone?)
     
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    Shot at Glory, I thought that was a documentary
     
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  7. Medro

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    This wee weirdo as Nacho Novo.
     
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    How can they be dead yet be a "wee Scottish division 3 team"? Have you become a necromancer now Harry?
     
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  9. Moses

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    Can we have the guy that plays Phil Mitchell as Bomber?
     
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    Subo can play Michael Mols wife



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  11. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Believe it or not. This clown Harry is actually a Rangers fan. A WUM who goes overboard pretending to be a paranoid Celtic fan.

    Sad ****.

    Any ideas who could play that **** Regan?
     
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    <laugh>

    Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean as Reagan!
     
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  13. harryhood67

    harryhood67 Well-Known Member

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    Medro keep calling me a Hun , your making yourself out to be a total fanny as per usual .
     
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  14. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    I didn't call you anything of the sort. Just letting people know that you are in actual fact a Rangers fan on the wind up.

    I know you think it's funny, but no one else does.
     
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  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Just admit it grumbotheger. Do your timmy pals know of this moniker?
     
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  16. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Admitting to us you go by the name grumbotheger on RM, FF & original 606 in a private message then denying it here in public. <doh>

    Rumbled you sad twat. We don't need looney supporters like you!
     
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  18. harryhood67

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    What are you talking about ??? I've never admitted anything , you 've fallen for a Hun on the wind up you idiot . Never been on follow , follow in my life , love reading the hurt of the posters on rangers media and was certainly not that name on 606 . Sit down and have a word with yourself , every bone in my body hated your dead club and in time will hate Sevco 5088 or is it 5008 or 5888
     
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    You sound like a nice, sane, level headed sort of a chap.
     
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  20. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    So Harry, you were trying to weasel yourself back on to the Gers board becuase you wanted to talk about the club you "supposedly" hate. And you do this by telling us your a Gers fan really on the WUM giving us your FF and Rangers Media usernames.

    I have no idea what you get out of living this fantasy persona, but catch a ****in grip. Either support your team or drop the whole "I'm a Celtic fan" pish.

    It was funny for the first few dozen comments but you've absolutely milked it now. It's moved from funny to sad to pathetic.

    I'm starting to think you have serious mental health issues. And I'm not taking the piss, I genuinely believe you are not right in the head.

    Or maybe you could go down the route of "my account was hacked"

    headcase!
     
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