Polish ****

in ma work keeps lookin at me. what should a do to stop this weird bastard?

he must fancy me

 

tomorrow you must wear nazi gear. he'll never look at you again

 

awrite pavel its national dress like a nazi day tomorrow just so ye know.

****in creepin jesus

a mite hav to resort to violence if it doesnt stop

 

Nev don't stress. Just follow my 8 easy steps...

Here what you need to do:

1. Before anything else please remove gold teeth, pocket watches and glasses.
2. Invite Pavel to spend the day in a nice relaxing spa for the day.
3. Find some Cyclone B (should find this in any good supermarket)
4. Remove water piping from shower and replace with pipe from a vat of Cyclone B.
5. Invite Pavel to enter shower.
6. Close door on him and lock door securely.
7. Sell Pavels items (see step 1).
8. Return to murder scene. Did I say murder scene? I meant the place you took your mate Pavel to relax ( silly me)

 

Just smile shyly at him, then blow him a wee kiss.
He'll be putty in your hands after that Nev.

 

he's freakin me out sits right across from me

 

My works full of them.
****s the lot of them. And the Russians too.
You're ****ed Nev - he's gonnae have you- roughly.

 

It's 'cause yer saying all your thoughts out loud Nev!

 

Is he ****, a wud kill the **** in 2 seconds.

 

It's the red, raging face that's giving you away Nev

 

and when in court remember you were just obeying orders , orders which must be obeyed at all times.

dont worry about dropping Bollo in it , he`ll be living the high life in south america by the time of the trial.