Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

The gag sounds good.

 

Sorry if someone has already posted this:

NB: stop the first video when Gerrard/Bellamy has finished because it shows the list

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Christ Spearo is ugly.

 

Even his thumb-up is not pretty...

 

He looks like he lives in a cave.

Or, at least, like he should live in a cave.

 

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You mean he's a troglodyte? http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/troglodyte

When I see Spearo I just hear Ricky Gervais describing Karl Pilkington: "His head is perfectly round."

Maybe Karl is his long lost manc relative?

Bluff: what's with the gallery of lager/beers? It's nice, but you're making me thirsty.

 

Loving the signature, Bluff

 

It's the truth.

 

and can you take your beers out of this establishment, cheeky scab, I'm trying to make a living here

 

Pint for the men, wine or fruit based drink for the women.

 

In that case, Landlord, could I have a pint of mild in a half-pint glass. I like my beer like I like my women: spilling out all over the place and messy!

 

Noticed you are in Nottingham CCC, lived there for a bit nice place.

 

I've heard it's nicknamed "Shottingham"? Which is slightly ironic as it's knife crime that's the issue not gun crime...

 

Fatty Allardyce is taking Steve Kean to court for criticising him, this is the same twat that with his buddy Ferguson slagged Rafa off over imaginary hand signals.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18892288

****ing slobbering wimp.

 

Criticising someone hardly amounts to slander, and it was probably all true anyway.

 

Definitely SR.

Thank **** we weren't daft enough to loan Carroll to the rat.

 

Yeah, Nottingham is okay. I've moved (a little while ago) to just outside Derby and haven't changed my location on my profile (it's close enough!). Derby's alright, too, like a much smaller Nottingham, really.

As for the crime:You get rough places everywhere, so the whole Shottingham thing is a little OTT, for me. It's not downtown Beiruit in the 80's, that's for sure!

 

I didn't notice any problems but that's because it's by far the easiest place to pull women in the UK. I think it has loads more women than men, that may be a stupid rumour but it did seem that way.

 

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ffs.