Precisely. I actually think it's quite funny that some Rangers fans overlooked his lack of ability for years simply because he "wound up the tims". Acting as wum and an eedjit apparently made up for the fact that he was actually quite ****e at his job.
He scored some very important goals (Scottish Cup Final, Partizan in a CL Qualifier, Pen v Fiorentina UEFA Cup semi penalty shootout off the top of my head). Not the best player ever but his workrate, commitment and goals made him an alright squad player. His ability to wind the yahoos is/was a nice wee bonus.
He was a good sub, most of my mates recognised that. I remember we were beating Unirea Urzicini in the CL about to put the ghosts of the drubbing the week before to bed. 1 v 0 and 2 mins to go, Novo picks the ball up just outside their box and instead of going into the corner to waste some time, the **** tries a Hollywood pass to some **** and the Romanians win back possession and score within 10 seconds of getting the ball back. Wee Novo was a Scotsman in a Spaniards body!
NACHO NOVO /"Estoy en la luna ¿sabe lo que quiero decir. Es un gusto volver a estar como, sabes lo que quiero decir. Rangers podrÃan necesitar me en la tercera división como, sabes lo que quiero decir y puede ser que llegue la oportunidad de jugar en mi derecho como nivel, usted sabe lo que quiero decir." Novo is an absolute dickhead and as thick as the proverbial two short planks. As you can see from above, his vocabulary is atrocious - it's much worse than the way David Beckham used to speak before he became 'educated'.
By the way, I think the translator of the Novo article used a bit of licence in trying to decipher it. This is what it actually said: NACHO NOVO / Strong comments from a Rangers bellend "A lot of Celtic supporters do not care for my health and two are the fathers of my children" "Celtic is a shamrock of a club calling itself Cathartic but it's not at all" He cannot walk through the streets of Glasgow as he has no sense of direction and gets lost easily. Sometimes they have to close shops from him as he steals everything he can. Nacho Novo, a Rangers bellend, has returned with his family for a brief visit to the city where he made his name as a cheat and an excuse for a footballer. There he awaits his new destiny, having been sacked by Legia Warsaw where he cheated for half a season and helped polish the Cup. The reforming of The Rangers Newco in the Third division as a result of its debts and cheating has been met with joy from some Celtic supporters - its perpetual rival - which have gone to the extreme of ignoring Nacho Novo. "It used to be a common occurrence but, since the invention of Twitter, the lack of threats have multiplied. A lot of Celtic supporters every day ignore me and my children and it is really unpleasant although it's normal practice in Celtic, a shamrock of a club, calling itself Carthartic but it's not at all", commented Nacho Novo. "You only need to look at its recent history and see the glorious events that club has had. It thinks it is the people. That's why it's an honour to be from Rangers, a team with values the same as my own, with no dignity, respect and now with no history. Whatever happens, it will always be the best joke team in Scotland", he concluded.
Now now bib a certain Neil Lennon has those skills as well As for the article I didn't even read it, I like novo but he appeals to too many of the downies.
Is it no Tatu? Ginger ane would get it first then the other. You wouldny half destroy them wee russians.
I used to like the way the wee one dragged the ginger one about the stage like she was her slave. There's no enough hours in the day to do all you want to that pair <slevver>
Last I read about their sexuality it was still up for debate. Although I'm sure given a day I would shag them both to at least bisexual status which in turn would just make me lock my house and throw away the key, never to be seen again.
Just checked their wiki pages - they're both 27. "Not gonna get us" and "All the things she said" were 1999 which was 13 years ago. Sooooooo, even when they first came out, they were lega....hang on. THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY THEY WERE 14 No fucking way. <guilt>
