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Jose & Harry Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by CBK, Apr 14, 2011.

  1. CBK

    CBK Well-Known Member

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    "So you like Iron Maiden too?!"

    "Yeah, £50m for Torres, can you imagine the kick-backs we'd get on that deal!?"
     
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    "Did you see the film Crocodile Dundee when he made the dumb animal go to sleep by doing this.."
     
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    "Saints supporters on the phone... I think they're going to tell you that you're a prick"
     
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    "hey 'arry, have you tried one in the pink and one in the stink?"
     
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    if you try to tap any of my players, ill take your fookin twitchy eyes out, do you understand
     
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    Taxi for Harry
     
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    "Hey..arry' ..Give me a call if you want uncle Jose to show you how to pay your taxes"
     
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    "Harry, I was just on the phone to "Doing the Lambert Walk" fed him a line about you wanting to buy Puncheon... hahahahahahahahahaha"
     
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    <laugh><laugh>...I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER <laugh><laugh>

    <ok>
     
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    Rather than a quote ... I think Jose is trying to hypnotise Harry!

    JOSE: Close your eye's Arry' ..
    JOSE: Now after 3 ...You will wake up and want to buy Jason Puncheon, dont ask why, I am the special one. What I say goes!
    JOSE: Wakey wakey Arry' ...
     
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    'Harry - this guy on the phone wants you to twitch for him...oh you're already doing it."
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    hahahahaha...brilliant............
     
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    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    Hey Harry......There's a Pompey fan on the phone......he wants to know when you are coming back to your spiritual home..............
     
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    Jose: Prison blokes do a lot of this to each other in the showers... ;)
     
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    Jose " Did I hear you say you wanted punching?"
     
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    arry to jose

    why is that chiwawa up your sleeve looking at me like that
     
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    RedandWhiteManofKent, Apr 14, 2011
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    "Never mind 'arry I got a job for you as bootboy."
     
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