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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by JDub, Jul 16, 2012.

  1. Joe!

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    Thrash metal makes for an interesting party. Nothing makes a party more intense than blasting some Sepultura.

    Parties should be intense, right?
     
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  2. MLT7

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    Whatever as long as the girls dance with me.
     
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  3. Joe!

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    Classic Banana.
     
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  4. MLT7

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    Never thought I'd enjoy dancing as much as I did on tuesday.
     
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  5. Joe!

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    The best part of dancing is the part that isn't actually dancing. I sort of wish it was possible to just bypass the actual dancing bit.
     
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  6. MLT7

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    Yeah,the best bit is when they get closer to you and do their thing.
     
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  7. JDub

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    You mean... grind?!?!? :shocked:
     
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  8. Joe!

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    Then what happens?
     
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    Grinding is something I never want to get involved in. Such a loss of dignity for everyone involved and it always looks rapey.
     
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  10. JDub

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    Poor Adam prematurely ejaculates.
     
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    It's a bit weird when they're a lot shorter than you and it kind of looks like they're just humping your leg.
     
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    Like an adorable slutty puppy
     
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  13. MLT7

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    Some grinding :p,but a few girls we're dancing around the stripper pole the other night.

    The others I just danced next to them and they danced aswell until they got fed up and danced with loads of other girls on top of a table :(.

    But it's hit and miss at times,just got to keep going and be fearless,that's what I did anyway.

    You guys should go to a foam party then you'll see some weird stuff...
     
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    Yet another transfer thread taken off-topic FFS GUYS.
     
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    STDs spread like wildfire at those things. Much rather just have a bubble bath with a girl. It'd be essentially the same idea.
     
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    Can I just say I know a girl that was groped to a severely disturbing extent at a foam party - don't do that to ladies if you go to one, it ain't on.
     
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    Precisely. A particularly awkward incident occurred in Paradiso in Amsterdam with this American/Asian girl. She was like a foot shorter than me. It was literally like a drunk dog humping my leg.
     
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  18. MLT7

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    Yeah,loads of pervy guys go to those foam parties.
     
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    Yeah but she's Asian so it's cool. As long as it's Oriental Asian, them girls are fineeeeeeeee
     
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    She said she was too scared to even do anything. That guy deserves a kick in the balls, delivered personally by me.
     
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