In honour of KPR Thursday, I would like to ask all Liverpool fans a question. Given that Michael Owen has scored 13 goals for United on a free transfer, how many goals will Andy Carroll have to score before he represents the same value? Gentlemen, start your banter...
Another question Rummer has it Liverpool want Michael Owen, who will be free at the end of the season, will he be first choice striker or will Mandy get the nod?
Andy Carroll will score 20 plus goals next season on the way to the Premier league title and will outscore Berbash**e by 19 goals. Slur alex will probably buy another homeless portugese tramp to replace owen, then again he probably won't be able to afford another one.
We got the best years out of Owen,and there isn't a hope in hell of him coming back.Not after he disgraced himself by playing for the Skanks.He can go and join another small club with no money,Everton are looking for a new striker.
You're damn right. Liverpool would never disgrace itself by signing has beens on free transfers. Like Joe Cole or Robbie Fowler...
Ah now, that's not in the spirit of the game. Typical Rooney-excusing, Glazer-worshipping, Hucknall-listening, Only-Way-Is-Surrey-watching, delusion-grabbing Manc.
Sorry, I forget that we have to create rational arguments and only you guys can babble on like lunatics In the long term, I think you'll have to replace Lucas with a better defensive midfielder if you are to challenge for the title. Lucas has improved, but he's nowhere near as good as Mascherano was.
And when you finally create a rational argument be sure to come back and let us know. Their stats were almost identical last season and he's better this season. Typical irrationality from the man who brought us "Glazervision, the rose-tinted glasses that eliminate all the green and yellow." Sorry, that should be green and vomit, a la KPR.
At least we can afford them, Bebe's weekly salary is food and a warm bath. At least our has beens have been, you're squad is full of never will be's. Berbatov will never have the reputation of a decent striker while Rooney will never have the reputation of being anything more then a fat chimp who ****s grannys
A squad that is about to win the League yet again and play in the semi finals of the FA Cup and European Cup. How's your squad doing?
Stupid ****ing Manc twats. Go back to your green and vomit protest because it seems to be going so well. I'm pretty sure the club have brought out their own line of green and vomit scarves to increase revenue anyway. I think they're saving up so they can send their scouts to the homeless world cup this year to unearth a few diamonds and then spend about 50x more than they were bought for a month before. You probably won't be able to even buy a homeless person because Shrek will throw his toys out of the pram again and demand another 100k pay rise. You'll also have to pay off Nani's court fees because rumour has it Michael Jacksons lawyers have been in touch about a lawsuit for unwarranted use of Mr. Jacksons image on Nani's face. And don't even get me started on making Old Trafford OAP friendly for Old man Giggs and False Teeth Scholes. I love that you all think Berba****e is great again all of a sudden. You must have a bad case of Rio Ferdinanditis in that you've "forgot" that you all wanted him out for the previous 2 seasons. Even Owen Hargreaves does more running than that son-of-a-rapist ****! As for Michael Owen, sure you'll have to offer him another contract. Who else will keep Owen Har-knees company in the physio room?
Hargreaves run? He shouldn't try running.He'll fall out of his wheelchair. ã8 million for a portugese tramp. ã18 million for a cripple. ã20 million for the worst brazilian to grace the premiership since Kleberson.(Fatty Anderson) Watching Barcelona humiliate and destroy Man United in the 2009 Champions league final.......priceless.
Watching Barcelona humiliate and destroy Man United in the 2011 Champions league final.......priceless.
Luvgonzo. They already did it in 2009.It was the 3rd best final to be played in the Olympic Stadium in Rome,after Liverpools wins in 1977 and 1984. I annoyed my dad by playing the song ''Barcelona'' after the final whistle.
