See I just instantly go brown, never burn apart from one time falling asleep pished in Ayia Napa. I never need sun tan lotion in the UK either, when in a hot climate I'll use factor 8 for a few days then I'm fine, by the end of the trip I'll be on the bronzing oil. ****ing brilliant eh?
I'm ****ing crisp Face is bright red. Probably shouldnt have wore a white shirt, makes me stand out even more
I met my housemate after spending the day in Whitby and he had a ridiculous t-shirt tan. Couldnt stop laughing at him.
I have that as well Was going to go swimming yesterday but I couldn't face the red arms and face/white body humiliation Went to Lendalfoot instead with the missus, her mum, her sister and her sisters baby instead. Sitting out in the sun for the 2nd day in a row wasn't the brightest idea I've ever had
you bastard. i love the heat, sadly i'm trapped in the body of a gwa so instantly go purple managed not to fry, generally dont get burnt as i'm much more paranoid about it than most non gingers!
My housemates going to Thailand with me, I hope his natural Ajax strip sticks around until then I didnt see much of the sun yesterday, just cut the grass topless to give the ladies of Moortown a treat and had an early night since I was up early this morning for the waste of time that is Lost.
how goes the various challenges anyway frank? i've got the whw beginning friday night, the three of us were planning it yesterday and were all depressed after discussing at length how **** its going to be by the end we reckon we'll be doing 1.5mph......
Done the Leeds Half Marathon in 1hr 41mins which is alright since it was my first one. I'll have to beat that in Glasgow now. The run up the Buddha hill is really growing arms & legs, a mate of my Dad who is a big player over there does fundraising and has turned it into a big event with a charity dinner supporting it afterwards. There's going to be a raffle and an auction, I might also have to do an after dinner speech Picking up my new racing bike tonight and will be charging on with that. The triathlon is on August 1st and I'm away from 16th June to 16th July so I'm kinda behind on training. I'll be cycling to the gym each morning now though so should be fine. I think you'll actually enjoy the walk. Dont think of it as 95miles, just take each stage as it comes and keep spirits up. When I was climbing down stupidly steep hills I enjoyed it Dont take the Conic Hill route, its pointless and is a bastard of a trek back down. Take the low level bypass I know. Got my mate trying to tell me all these meanings behind it and wondering if anything will get explained. Its just a TV show, it doesnt need explained. I'm perfectly happy with seeing Kate dolled up in that dress, for me that was a perfect ending.
Why has this been let to pass... Bronzing Oil!!!!!! <frankisoutinghimselfasaqueerhawksmiley> Before you go on holiday: Get blonde highlights re-done. Back/Sack n Crack Wax/Shave Chest Go to tanning place to get a few sessions so not to look too white Stock up on Bronzing Oil!
We had an umbrella but wasn't too big. We were at Maidens first before Lendalfoot. Probably there 4 til 6 or something We drove through Girvan on the way back and I thought of finding you and ramming a moth down your bastarding throat
we're still looking at going it in 48hrs so dont think its going to be that much fun! will be doing the conic hill route because avoiding it would be a cop out, at least the nutter i'm doing it with doesnt want to do ben nevis at the end at the more
Nothing wrong with slapping on the bronzing oil, brilliant way to sizzle in the sun. After a month away I'll return with just my eyes and teeth showing at night. Wont be shaving my chest though. Why would I deprive the ladies of such an impressive, perfectly hairy upper body that looks like a tribute to a greek statue? Suppose if you're hammering it you wont enjoy it. Prepare to be severly pissed off around Rob Roy's cave if you're trying to keep up a quick pace.
I think my cartilage is still around there....if you see it let me know I've just noticed that my hands look pink because of the sunburn
You're turning into a Were-Blobby? That the curse of Edmonds! Look out for a celebrity death tonight lads. Laudy's coming!!! On the note of Mr Blobby. Mr and mrs blobby in bed. Mrs blobby says blib blb bobble blub bibbly bubble blob blubble blib bloby'. Mr blobby says ''just ****in swallow it'.
i deliberately burnt myself before i came home because i was several different colours, my head was purple, please log in to view this image my hands/arms were tanned and the rest of me was milk white please log in to view this image then i slightly burnt my feet in cyprus on the way home please log in to view this image
