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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Jul 13, 2012.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Believer or non believer?

    I have not personally met a ghost but has anyone had any experiences of a ghostly nature? I keep my mind open to most things and am prepared to be educated if they do exist.
     
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  2. gas

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    No they don't exist and I will post a thread later with CONCLUSIVE proof <ok>
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    You're full of hot air Gas.
     
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    I'm more full of **** than hot air to be honest.
     
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    I was seena Predator looking ghost in Govanhill when I was 10, true strory!
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    What was his name?
     
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  7. HandsomeDaniel

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    Jericho, seen him take out two smackheads with a chib!
     
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  8. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Why do you never see a black ghost?
     
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  9. HandsomeDaniel

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    You do in Scooby Doo
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Black people are god's chosen ones, so they all go straight to heaven. Where they get all the KFC they can eat.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Makes sense. Seeing as Jesus was a coloured fella himself. The subjugation and slavery of the blacks was their trial on Earth, cos thems the kind of games God likes to play.

    And they daft ****in jews thought they were the chosen ones. Sorry, what happened to ye's was not God's plan. It was cos nae **** likes ye's.
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    It would also explain why he gave them such large penises. By that rationale, god must really hate the Asian religions, especially Shintoism and Buddhism.
     
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  13. HandsomeDaniel

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    Not all black men have massive schlongs or can dance

    440_1000.jpg
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Ghosts are real, I know because I saw one.
     
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  15. GroveRanger

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    Spooky<ghost>
     
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  16. HandsomeDaniel

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    I dont knwo If I would want to be raped by a man ghost, but I did watch that film about a ghost that raped a woman constantly and I always fantasised if some horny beautiful wench with big bossoms fae the 17th centure wanted to rape me she could.

    Never happened though!
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I remember you telling a few ghostie stories on SPN.
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    And for some reason AP thought I was taking the piss.

    I have many tales of ghosts but i'm too idle to type them out.
     
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  19. thefanwithnoname

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    Depends on what you mean by 'ghosts' I suppose.

    I believe something exists but whether you call them 'spirits' or ghosts and what people percieve them to be is another matter
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

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    Dev sees Ghosts In The Machine.
     
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