Anyone tried Netsoccer 2? http://www.netsoccer2.com/ It's a great game but the community's dwindling a bit, and it's mostly dominated by the Polish contingent, so it would be great to have a few more fellow Brits playing. Unfortunately, everyone's put off by the fact that everyone else in the public servers are pretty good, because we've had so little fresh blood in the game that everyone's pretty much at the same well-practiced standard. It's keyboard and mouse controls - suprisingly intuitive and addictive, just the developer has no clue about marketing (or updating or communication, unfortunately). Would anyone fancy forming a Not606 team, if only to practice in? I've played for a few years so I could teach the basics. I'm 'AfterDeath' in game if you're interested.
Normally speaking, I'd jump at the chance. However, I recently learned how to massage my own prostate while masturbating. This has opened up a whole new world of auto-erotic pleasure for me, and I'd like to explore this new avenue of sensual delights to the maximum. I've therefore torn up my agenda and invested in a big bottle of Johnson's Baby Oil. If you're still looking for new recruits in the autumn, I might be interested.