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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Working in an Industrial Estate they are ten a penny. They must make plenty of profit since there are so many.

    Anyway one new one has opened along from our work. Its called Big Baps, someone with a sense of humour.

    When the lady asked what I wanted I was tempted to say "well Im rather interested in your Big Baps dear".

    Any other amusing names?
     
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  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    A joiners called Chisel Me Timbers (west end)

    A Computer repair shop called Bytes and PCs (Bellshill)

    A hairdressers called Curl up and Dye (City Centre)
     
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  3. Tina_old

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    A burger van on an oil rig?

    I'm not falling for that.

    Pfffft.
     
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  4. Redwino

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    I have a family member ( on the wife's side ) who works in a burger van and she's a clatty dirty bastard. Wouldn't touch her stuff with a barge pole. There's a few near my work which are okay though including The Frying Scotsman.
     
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  5. GroveRanger

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    On the side of a van for a Sikh building firm - "You've tried the Cowboys, now try the Indians"
     
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  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I really want to believe that <laugh>
     
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    Thai tanic noodle bar in Belfast
     
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  8. Otto Flayshow

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    Not a funny name, but there used to be a company of carpetfitters in South London with 'Have you been laid by us?' emblazoned on the side of their vans.
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I remember an email doing the tounds about 10 years ago.

    Sofa King Low.
     
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  10. Hugh Briss

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    Whilst in a backwater around the Derbyshire countryside, I saw a takeaway called "Burger Me"
     
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    Fill Your Gaping Hole - car bodywork repairs in Swaffham
    Cwm up my Bwm - Port Talbot bakers, a bwm is a type of bread roll
    Just For Cough - General Practitioners in Cockermouth
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Den of Antiquity Antique shop in Glasgow
     
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    Good Cod Almighty - chippy in the isle of Wight

    I really wish there was a diary products shop next to it called Cheesus Christ
     
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Nowt do with burger vans but when Newcastle beat Man Utd 5-0 a few years back the club released a video of it called 'Why Aye 5-0'
     
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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    ****in' hell (<laugh> <laugh>
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

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    I assume the bucket outside is for ***s not vomit.

    I'd definitely give them a go if I ever holiday in Ulster*.

    *unlikely
     
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    There's a fancy dress shop in Newcastle called Abitovadu
     
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    Radio Klopp Armed & Dangerous

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