The Hornet's Nest

I`m only in Norway for the pension ,I dont enjoy the cold or stupid driving laws or stupid alcohol laws, I do like the stupid employees rights laws

 

Yeah Leo I spent time at sunny saint athens ! I can honestly say I have never met so many thieves in such a small area, I had a rat bike that was really tatty ,a welshie nicked it! Barry Island half of Cardiff are all bloody thieves ,and dont start me on the valley commandos coachload of `female rapists and terrorists`!! Downtown glasgow was far more preferable!

 

God's own country = Hertforshire
Just trying to encourage as many visitors to The Vic as possible -

My brother lives just outside Aberdeen, he was transferred there from London by one French oil company, who then sold him to another one (and ripped the arse out of his pension at the same time ), who then closed down their exploration set-up in Abderdeen a couple of years later - he has been contracting ever since!
He would also not move back down south, even though he has a house in Surrey and 2 grandsons living there....mind you he also has a new grandson just born in Abu Dhabi who Mrs W_Y & I going to visit at Easter...

 

cool !

 

Hornette ,I need your expertise of computers again , work has kindly given me a heavily reduced package for microsoft office! ,I need a teacher to show me what I need it for!!! could it help me on here for instance ! Need some lessons when back on late shift

 

- That Hush Puppy wearing clown Pleat is on 5 Live as the Spuds expert and they were discussing other big come-backs. He mentioned our against Southampton and made all sorts of stupid comments about "I should not mention Watford" ..." They were very direct at the time"..."Well managed by GT, but......" God that tosser really gets up my nose, the idiot should not be allowed out at night - well not without his carer, otherwise he might go kerb crawling again...

Norway - I am quite good with MS Office, my macro skills on Excel are a little rusty, but I am the bollox on Word and Powerpoint - but rarely use Access. If you need any help during office hours let me know - I will leave Hornette to the night shift

 

Cheers mate

 

I`m just a spanner monkey this computer **** is hard for me!!!! I rememember about 4 years ago we took all the books away and had e books to work with ,it was meant to reduce the amount of paper we used!! In the last 4 years our paper consumption went up 600%!!! but the use of post its went dowm 7 %!!

 

I used to use Word, Excel, Powerpoint all the time - macros and the works but I bet I have forgotten mos tof it - when you stop using it you forget very fast

 

try omega 3 mate! I am quite impressed with it , I can remember more already ...........who am I talking too!

 

Gotta post quick - was standing on one leg 8 times just then

 

I know its cricket season now , but really Leo!

 

All your talk of Gods country. Everyone must know that it is Ísland. He is still building here.

 

Sorry mate I thought fire and brimstone came from him downstairs

 

No - God isn't a builder, he's a typical town planner. That's why the human body has its Pleasure Centre next to the Sewage Works.

 

Norway - All sorted and we are working on some "extras" for the day. Pay me on the day will be fine...

 

Sounds ace ,No worries mate ,first round on moi!

 

Norway - Will be a cracker, it's little Miss W_Y's birthday on the 29th so it's a double celebration - it will be some fun on our table with some real old Watford lags in attendance, some of the stories will have you rolling about..

 

Really looking forward to it ,and were going to win 3-2