Jessica Simpson - hullo doll???

An' Wid ye?

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In post-partal mode apparently, my heart ****ing bleeds

 

Ah Wid

 

Is she related to Homer?

 

Is there anyone you wouldn't ****ing do?!?!?!?!?

 

Send me a photo and I'll get back to you

 

Homer who?

 

Piss off. Ya gonk.

 

Homer Hfuhruhurr.

 

Yes, me - I'm too pure and beautiful for an olde gassy ****er

 

Gonk


Now you put it like that...Ah Wid

 

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Ciaran

 

Christ she's fair let herself go

 

I bet you wish you were in a position to fall that far

 

I'll not tell you again, ya ****ing gonk. Keep it zipped.

 

Zipped

Ya like bondage too, Hullo Doll

This could be the start of something beautiful

 

Says Tina

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I wid dae the chubby Jessica, but not the fat Tina!

 

Even chuuby jessica fae a better angle Oh Yeah, more cushion for the Pushin!

 

Either way, aye


Is she the one who thought Buffalo Wings came from actual buffalo?