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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Jan 27, 2010.

  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    the perfect <muir> smiley
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    and a possible <rape> one
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  2. lone ranger

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    the rape one needs more brutality
     
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  4. Kim Jong Il

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  6. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Agree with LR, it looks too happy. Needs to look angry as if he really wants to do some damage
     
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    not bad venom, but the green one really needs to be grabbing the yellow one with one hand and punching it in the face with the other at the same time. <ok>

    might also be good if it was screaming "WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME!" as well
     
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    Or "IF YOU LEAVE ME, I WILL KILL YOU!"
     
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  10. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I think what your looking for LR is a donkey punch smiley
     
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  11. lone ranger

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    cheers ML i didnt know the technical jargon <ok>

    "LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!" is another contender as well as mrs. LR's and i's favourite; "it's friday, you know i go out with the boys on a friday"
     
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  12. VenomPD

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    My favourite advert of all time LR.

    [video=youtube;iyoPaVxMyWY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyoPaVxMyWY[/video]
     
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  13. when a was in OZ a radio presenter got sacked for askin a 14 year lassie if she was sexually active infront of her mum as part of their lie detector sketch (is that the right word) any way she says 'I was raped when i was 12' (this is live btw) and he says this - &#8220;Have you had any other experiences?&#8221; <dead air>

    <sacked>

    he was the OZ equivelant of fatboy moyles
     
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  14. lone ranger

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    i know at least 3 other couples that do the whole routine as a private joke

    "yer tea'll just be a minute"

    "it's friday, you know i go out with the boys on a friday"

    "but..."

    "but what?! not in front of the kids!"

    how the two of us laugh
     
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  15. lone ranger

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    thats horrendous and brilliant <ok>

    i was pissed once and said something about rape and my mates new bird piped up with "i was raped", she was so chipper i assumed she was joking so asked if she liked it. this didnt go down well and i was quietly told she had been raped when she was 15 by her boyfriend (i still dont think that counts). i felt like a **** and next time she was out bought her loads of drinks................



    <ok>
     
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  16. wizgub

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    well its not rape if they dont say no

    so dont ask them and give them the option
     
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  17. Maltese Mick

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    wizgub that avatar is horrendous
     
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  18. wizgub

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    you like it?
     
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  19. Kim Jong Il

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    im really disappointed i missed that avatar now.
     
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