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Conclusive Proof that God Exists

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  1. gas

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    The professor of a university challenged his students with this question. "Did God create everything that exists?" A student answered bravely, "Yes, he did".

    The professor then asked, "If God created everything, then he created evil. Since evil exists (as noticed by our own actions), so God is evil. The student couldn't respond to that statement causing the professor to conclude that he had "proved" that "belief in God" was a fairy tale, and therefore worthless.

    Another student raised his hand and asked the professor, "May I pose a question? " "Of course" answered the professor.

    The young student stood up and asked : "Professor does Cold exists?"

    The professor answered, "What kind of question is that? ...Of course the cold exists... haven't you ever been cold?"

    The young student answered, "In fact sir, Cold does not exist. According to the laws of Physics, what we consider cold, in fact is the absence of heat. Anything is able to be studied as long as it transmits energy (heat). Absolute Zero is the total absence of heat, but cold does not exist. What we have done is create a term to describe how we feel if we don't have body heat or we are not hot."

    "And, does Dark exist?", he continued. The professor answered "Of course". This time the student responded, "Again you're wrong, Sir. Darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in fact simply the absence of light. Light can be studied, darkness can not. Darkness cannot be broken down. A simple ray of light tears the darkness and illuminates the surface where the light beam finishes. Dark is a term that we humans have created to describe what happens when there's lack of light."

    Finally, the student asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?" The professor replied, "Of course it exists, as I mentioned at the beginning, we see violations, crimes and violence anywhere in the world, and those things are evil."

    The student responded, "Sir, Evil does not exist. Just as in the previous cases, Evil is a term which man has created to describe the result of the absence of God's presence in the hearts of man."

    After this, the professor bowed down his head, and didn't answer back.

    The young man's name was ALBERT EINSTEIN.
     
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  2. Jip Jaap Stam

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    What's this got to with 9/11 and the faked lunar landings?
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

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    Mon the God Squad
     
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    <laugh> I don't know where to start with this. This story has done the rounds on Facebook and other places, and it is widely known to be made up. Also, Einstein was raised Jewish but always said he was agnostic in his adult years.
     
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  5. Mick

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    The content does not live up to the title - and even if Einstein did say this, or indeed believe in god (and there is much to say that he at least had many questions around religion) Einstein was wrong about quite a few things.
     
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    Nothing, it just shows that even the greatest intellects believe in God<ok>


    Just like fan :D
     
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    He was bang on the money with the apple, just like apple in Genesis was spot on <ok>
     
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    God is great isn't he!
     
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    <laugh>

    <smooch>

    Did you see my quote from Darwin on the creator?
     
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  10. Joe!

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    If the religious are now looking to science to show that there is a God, why do they ignore the smartest of them all, Professor Hawking, who recently declared that there isn't one?
     
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    Works for me.
     
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    No missed it, post it here please <ok>
     
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    you still living in sin malty? or you recognised in the eyes of God yet?
     
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    That ****s just pissed off cos God made him a spastic<ok>
     
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    BLASPHEMY!!!!

    Off to the bad fire with you, ReasonabelRick!
     
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  16. Joe!

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    Ah I see. Is that because he sinned in a previous life?
     
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Don't get too excited. Darwin originally didn't mention a creator, but toned things down a bit because of the backlash from creationists.
     
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    I see that you're coming round to our thinking, our way of life.

    Shalom :emoticon-0147-emo:
     
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    Some religions would possibly believe that but not mine.

    God loves us all equally.
     
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  20. Mick

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    Wedded.

    He doesn't have cerebral palsy.

    You're also a believer in a solid state Universe then? <whistle>
     
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