Eva Rausing one of the richest women in the UK found dead on Monday. Prior to this untimely death wid ye? Ah wid please log in to view this image
I still wid, unless she's been cremated. Difficult enough trying to find the gash at the best of times.
Heard she knew how to throw a good party, al little bit of smack and crack. And she got so rich for inventing patenting those little Long Life milk pots!
Give it a couple of days, though, and you'll be able to make your own holes. Nothing sexier than probing some virgin thigh/cheek/kidneys