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Away For A Tom Tit

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Jul 11, 2012.

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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    He does me proud.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 11, 2012
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Nah, no my cuppa.

    All I was thinking about when I did do it was how much **** was gonny be on my knob when I pulled out. And would any **** sneak it's way up my jap's eye. <boak>
     
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    Gambol, Jul 11, 2012
  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    not to mention the undigested sweetcorn and kidney beans.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 11, 2012
  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Back to this ****e, ER.

    Was it amongst the five largest landers you've ever launched?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jul 11, 2012
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Aye. It's not my idea of a good time.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 11, 2012
  6. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I went to Egypt a few years ago to the Red Sea holiday village.

    I swear to **** that the pool got closed every day, sometimes twice due to some **** ****ting in the pool.

    It got so bad that I couldn't even get to read my paper in the pool for accusing eyes staring at me <grr>
     
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    EDGE., Jul 11, 2012
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Ah, the stealth ****. <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Jul 11, 2012
  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Call me old fashioned but I prefer my sweetcorn and kidney beans out of a tin.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 11, 2012
  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I can't state categorically that it was as I'm a little ring rusty of the memories of my childhood. But I feel sure it would be a contender.

    At least Im good at something.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 11, 2012
  10. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    I said Black and White <grr>
     
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    gas, Jul 11, 2012
  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Say you live for 70 years.

    Only five ****es will ever make it in that list.

    On average, one of these fine moments will only occur every 14 years.

    Enjoy the moment.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jul 11, 2012
  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <ok>
     
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    Toley Fart, Aug 21, 2017
    Patience and EDGE. like this.
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