What's the difference between Selhurst. park and a hedgehog? A hedgehog has pricks on the outside. I'll get my coat.
Three steps ahead of you 1) Export the French to France ii) Export their slimy delicacies to France too c) Profit
90 degrees every day here. Only two hours of rain in four weeks. We shall be drinking our own urine soon. Went to a pool party on Saturday. It was too hot for the girls to keep their bikini tops on. Would post pictures if I knew how.
Had a hedgehog in the garden a couple of weeks ago but only found it after the dog had attacked it. The look of confusion and panic on the dogs face when she realised its not the best idea to keep ramming your face into a ball of spikes. That was one smug hog.
I saw a kid kicking the sh*t out of a hedgehog once.I said " what the f*** are you doing"? and he said" I'm trying to get the conker out" .Boom Boom !!!