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Drink Driving

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Rubber Johnny, Jul 8, 2012.

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  1. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Aye it is just one bloke and hes a **** apart from that anyway.

    I've done plenty of stupid **** drunk, more so than a lot of people on here probably but I've never decided to jump in a motor and start driving home simply because when I'm drunk I know I'm drunk and therefore I know my driving skills would be ****ing terrible especially going by what my walking skills are like at that moment in time.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Jul 9, 2012
  2. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    MD, have you had the Jehovas witnesses at the door or something <confused>
     
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    Tina_old, Jul 9, 2012
  3. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I might be a ****ing **** tina but I know it especially at the times of many unfortunate moments in my life.

    I've still never drove drunk and wouldn't.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Jul 9, 2012
  4. Tina_old

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    ****ing ****'s a bit strong. Arsehole's more apt imo.

    ;)
     
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    Tina_old, Jul 9, 2012
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    All the time in my yoof. Calmed down a lot in my mid 20's.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 9, 2012
  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Learnt to drive by driving my mate's banger around the local rec. Didn't take lessons till later. ****, Jehova at the door right now <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jul 9, 2012
  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Bollox, it wasn't Jehova but some smartly-dressed young bloke selling loft insulation. Damn!
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jul 9, 2012
  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Me too. I'm still prone to the odd act of idiocy when I'm bladdered though.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 9, 2012
  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Mate of mine climbed up the Tyne Bridge pissed and got the whole thing sealed off for a couple of hours <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jul 9, 2012
  10. Mute

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    Pricks who drink and drive deserve prison and hopefully lots of anal raping :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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  11. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Hate to break this to you but you can't be done on a 'breath test'. FACT.
     
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    irishgreen, Jul 9, 2012
  12. RAVENBLACK

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    Why is dungman being so pleasant?
     
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  13. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Who's Dungman?
     
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    irishgreen, Jul 9, 2012
  14. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    md20/20.
     
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  15. irishgreen

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    Dunger is OK until you insult his beloved ex football team, you know, the one that doesn't exist anymore.
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

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    what were they called again? St something or other?
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 9, 2012
  17. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    If this is "FACT" does this mean i could get away with it, because i was never asked for blood or urine sample.

    or are you taken the urine
     
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    Rubber Johnny, Jul 9, 2012
  18. irishgreen

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    St Christophers. We don't do walking on water.
     
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    irishgreen, Jul 9, 2012
  19. irishgreen

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    No, I'm not. You can't be taken to court on a breath test. FACT.
     
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    irishgreen, Jul 9, 2012
  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I did.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 9, 2012
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