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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magic Laudrup 11, May 21, 2010.

  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    I seen today that the new government is making sure male suspects accused of rape will receive anonymity <ok>
     
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    <laugh> Best news since I heard the conviction rate for rape in Scotland was 3% <ok>
     
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  3. 3%? <yikes>

    if u get swabbed for DNA when u get the jail does that mean ur ****ed? if so they'll be no rapin for me :(
     
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  4. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Not sure if they keep it on the database. I don't even know if they took my prints or swabbed me when I was arrested, was too drunk to realise or remember <doh>
     
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    <laugh> Aye, same for me. I'm not sure on the rules for keeping the DNA etc because I was found not guilty I'm hoping they have to destroy it.
     
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    think i might've been swabbed but wasnt printed cant really remember though. think the army have my DNA but it gets destroyed after 3 years and cant be used against you ref a criminal conviction, they were very clear about that <ok>
     
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    I wasn't printed but they took a swab and a photo of me. I was guttered too when they arrested me. Luckily the only thing I was capable of saying when they charged me was "I'll be contesting that"
     
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    <laugh>

    i just wanted to get to my cell and get the head down.
     
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  9. its ****e gettin the jail. av had a night in the cells hunners a times but never a weekender thank ****! a got the jail on sunday night once and the 2 ****s in ma cell had been in since friday night and had court in the morning! they didnt appreciate a big steamin loudmouth at 2 in the mornin. <laugh>
     
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    Same with me. I just wanted a lie down though.

    If they took a picture of me then I would love to see it now. What a state I was in <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> I was an overnight at Queen St in Aberdeen then upstairs to the court for my bail hearing in the morning.

    I've been lifted in Invergordon loads of times but because my house was next door to the cop shop they always took me to my mum and let her deal with me. ****ing worse than a night in the cells when you're 15/16.
     
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    I've managed to get a copy of the picture ML. **** me, you were in some state right enough <yikes>


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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> **** getting the weekend. The food they brought for me at breakfast was the worst I've ever seen. She dropped it first time then went back to get more. It was square sausage, black pudding, egg and beans. I couldn't tell the difference between the sausage and black pudding <yikes> Tried to cut the egg and it was plastic. She said it was easier putting it in my mouth in one and just swallow, no chewing.

    That sounded very gay <ooooooh>
     
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    <laugh> <laugh> ****. I thought my hair was short then, but the shirt rings a bell. How the **** you dog that out castleger? Were you the arresting officer? <laugh>
     
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    i was so steaming one night i couldnt walk or talk, plus i had no money and no idea where any of my mates were. i was crawling on all fours up sauchiehall or buchanan st and saw a cop car and decided it would be for the best if i got arrested and slept it off so i start crawling towards it. the ****ing pig **** in the passenger seat looks round, clocks me, speaks to the drive, he has a look, then the two ****ing ****s drive off <grr>

    so i had a wee lie down for a bit
     
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    I cant believe you dont remember the thorough frisking I gave you

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    <laugh>

    On my 18th birthday it was the last week of school for me and on the Friday night. We had a meal planned at Foxes in Invergordon just 6th years and teachers. My mate Doug's 18th was the Saturday and I was having a party at mine. So we all left the Com in Alness and Doug was guttered and got left behind. So he starts walking back to Invergordon. The police clock him walking on the shore road between Invergordon and Alness and stop. He asks them for a lift to mine and they said no. Daft **** was so steaming he decided to climb in the rain ditch beside the road for a sleep, so the police came back and lifted him. <laugh>
     
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    Good ol'Nick Nolte eh? Driving about in his car full of ryhopnol. Just driving about wanting someone to rape him <laugh>

     
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  19. a got a lift home from the coppers once after the charged me with theft, could so easily of got the cells. but they decided to charge me in the car. but when they said 'right on ur way' a said 'naw a canny walk thro ther al get jumped, they aw hate me doon there,' which was half true but a was milkin it. so they decided to give me a lift home then we passed aw ma mates at a party n said 'just drop me here lads'. they said 'a thot u cudny walk thro here!' <laugh> got a fine thro when a was in Oz, ma da payed it <laugh> cought stealin a box of jack daniels from a nightclub, wuda got away with it if the taxi had came quicker
     
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    Got the jail on Christmas eve once...they never let me out till about 09:30 when I had to get home - no cash or even taxis and I was having to go to Mass!!!

    Turned up still jakied, reeking of booze n spew!

    My mother was sooooo proud!
     
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