The metro said today that the scientist was "biologys bad boy" For a second I thought this was a newsbot article
It should be. The Daily Mail is less accurate and more unintentionally funny that The Daily Mash has ever been.
Aye did you see the state of the ****s house too? He'd probably created artificial life in there anyway. He wants his job as a binman back. The local council said "We're not hiring at the minute"
i think working for the daily mail would be awesome. you're basically wumming millions of people every day
Aye, it's a ****s newspaper but I lap up how easily they draw people in. I purposely read articles to see what ridiculous comments they make. It's brilliant. I reckon I could easily write for the Mail or Express
it'd be a hoot, you get on half of the population whipped up into a frenze about imigrant ***** badgers that reduce house prices and the other half get annoyed at how stupid the first half is and the general state of "journalism" in this country they cant mean it. they just cant.
why is everyone determined to get me shot in the face! i'll do the womens suppliment, that should be safe "Samantha Cameron- Tory Wife; maid in the living room, chef in the kitchen, whore in the bedroom" "The quaint world of 'professional' womans football revealed" "Fluffy bunnies and other lady things"
I can be nature reporter. Look forward to the supplement on moths. Either that, or the relationship counsellor
You've got the qulifications to report on the war though. You could do interviews on the aftermath of war. Like your ****ing engergiser bunny mate or the one who branded himself
i've met a war correspondant and at the time i thought it was the first time he'd been in combat, turned out he'd been to iraq and afghan several times as well as georgia during the war and spent time in various african hell holes. poor bastards nerves were in shreds. Un. Cool. its MCW (Maid, Chef, Whore) weekly or nothing i'm afraid
