And for all you sensitive family people: http://www.caughtoffside.com/2012/0...cture-of-his-wife-taking-a-shower-on-twitter/ Brilliant move- hope you've got a spare room to sleep in.
Come on, guys! It's not that bad a photo. I mean, it's not as if he's got her on all fours pulling her arse-cheeks apart.
Talking of Rafa just saw this http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/watch-tottenham-star-rafael-van-849912
"Manchester City's players are sleeping on €1,000 mattresses, having hay baths and 6.30am alarm calls on their pre-season trip to Austria." (Source: Daily Mirror)
Strange! Men with hair want their head shaved.Them without want to spend a fortune for a growth on the top.Go figure. Wonder if Balotelli,or what ever his name is,actually does his himself?
"Former footballers Alan Shearer, Iain Dowie and Graham Fenton have recreated the famous viral video of a dog called Fenton being chased by his owner through Richmond park." (Source: Metro) Oh, for ****'s sake!
"Police have been called in after Port Vale players were allegedly caught urinating in bushes by a park warden during pre-season training." (Source: Stoke Sentinel) Why are the police getting involved? Was the parkie hiding in the bushes at the time, and got pissed on by the squad? Surely, that would make him a member of their club? Not that I'm aware of Port Vale's particular initiation rites.
...and when I said "pissed on by the squad" I was referring to the Port Vale squad, not the police squad. I didn't mean to imply that the police turned up, clocked what was going on, and they too had a piss on the parkie. "Come on, Tomkins! Get your todger out. Can't you see these lads need some help?" "Right-o, Sarge!"
