Thats bloody typical of a woman that is. ALL blokes would have felt his pain and it is NOT funny. I had a vasectomy back in 1979 and when I got home my little boy (now 36) ran up the hallway and jumped up to greet me kicking me nicely in the already purple plums. My Mrs pissed herself laughing as I rolled gently to the floor clutching my nether regions. Trust me it is not FUNNY. Is there a final to get excited about then? The last Brit to win a Wimbledon title in the singles was if memory serves Virginia Wade back in a jubilee year I believe. Is this an omen perhaps?
Purple plums!!! Seriously I really am laughing out loud I did actually say I felt sorry for him. Sensible, you must understand that we women can't imagine the pain, I suspect like most things you guys over react, I mean the guy was rolling on the floor! Yes you are right it was Virginia Wade in 1977, silver jubilee year, I remember it well. The last man though was Fred Perry back in the 30's I think, Plym will remember it
Plym would have been there............probably a ball boy and did it whilst in the cubs for his bob-a-job week. If I believed in God then I would assume it was a she not a he. Only a woman would put that part in a bag and dangle it at the front as a target.
Having tuned in accidentally to a ladies' tennis match the other day, I am now convinced by the sound effects that women can indeed fake, ahem, it.
HA.HA,HA........VERY FUNNY,VERY VERY FUNNY............1938....Bunny Austen our last finalist........I was not quite a glint in my old mans eye then. All I can say is it's a load of old COBBLERS. Last UK winner Fred Perry......1934/35/36.....three in a row...that'll teach us.
Hello Mrs LaLa........are you becoming bored also with the tennis.....I assume you watched it ? More comments on the other Forum.
You old purve you notdistant............ I suspect it wasn't a real name Mrs lalala although maybe the parents were 100 years before their time given some of the names I hear at my grandaughters school these days and it was.
Kind of reminds me of the Jeremy Thorpe case back in the 70s, he used the nickname "bunnies" for his erm partner or was it the partners nickname for him, don't remember now
It's what he "chased" on Wimbledon Common I think. You aren't suggesting notdistant bats left handed are you? He was asking on another thread some days ago if anyone knew a good Libel Lawyer so watch out. I do know what he means about the ladies tennis though. If you took out the commentary and pictures and just listened to the matches all you would hear is Thwack grunt. The mind could take over and think it was some S&M movie. He's got me at it now...........
I can't even remember Norman Scott but then I never moved in those sort of circles..... Well that's it for Wimbledon for another year. Murray nearly won but was called Marray instead. Old Rodger the Dodger frapped another Brit or rather Scotsman. He's nothing to do with us until next year. Thank christ it's all over and the humiliation has ended once again. Only got the bloody Olympics to get out of the way now and we can get back to the football season.
At least we will win a few medals in the Olympics.....hope professional sports people can learn from this!
Humiliation might not be far away when the football season starts..........If we don't get in some serious replacements.......mid-field lacking attacking quality........and we have no forwards that will be regular scorers.......we need TWO.....fifteen plus a season scorers.......and even our defence needs back-up players to cover injuries.
I was going to say we always get humiliated at Wimbledon anyway but there again we are Argyle supporters so you could be right and the humiliation will just continue. I just want him to sign somebody at the moment because I have been massively underwhelmed so far. Not so bothered about who goes and am really bothered about who arrives.
