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Off Topic NSFW. Advice about women...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 6, 2011.

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  1. beardface

    beardface Active Member

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    You wouldn't have had to ask if you took our advice!
     
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    beardface, Apr 11, 2011
  2. Tiggyrimana

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    jajajajaja the tags on this thread are brilliant, Nicole Zigic? <laugh>
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Apr 11, 2011
  3. Agent Bruce

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    That wasn't a sparkler in his hand that was his ................... oh never mind.
     
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    wow epic thread! just took ages to read but well worth it. everyone loves a good raping. should have took everyones advice tash
     
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    geordie-dancer, Apr 11, 2011
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    Looks like Tash may need more than a "Yelow Pages" to stand on!
     
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    Ain't milk brilliant, Apr 11, 2011
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    They're like the Ecclestones but without the cash.
     
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    u408379965, Apr 11, 2011
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    Due to photographic evidence it's now thought that Mike Ashley has been reading this thread:

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    overseasTOON, Apr 12, 2011
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    holy shoite!!! wtf is that
     
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  9. overseasTOON

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    It was on a web site about the dangers of naked fat women bungi jumping...
     
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    overseasTOON, Apr 12, 2011
  10. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Fair enough... <laugh>
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Apr 12, 2011

  11. Heavy Metal Toon

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    XD
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Apr 12, 2011
  12. Dr. Lucien Sanchez

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    Oh man, Tash has edited his first post again!
     
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    Dr. Lucien Sanchez, Apr 12, 2011
  13. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    Dissapointing Tash, the original article was amazing. It may be gone but it will never be forgotten.
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Apr 12, 2011
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    Its mentioned in 3rd post what he wanted
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Apr 12, 2011
  15. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Now it seems like you think that the only thing that women are good for is rape!


    They can always make a sandwich.
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Apr 12, 2011
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    It shall never die. (The post, not the giant, she probably will)
     
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    Cal., Apr 12, 2011
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    Just reading this again (stopped halfway through), its absolutely immense still! How did it go anyways Tash? Did you go for it or are you just remaining good friends with her?
     
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    Nobbys Trumpet, Apr 22, 2011
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    He gave her an ear infection and now she won't talk to him.
     
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    u408379965, Apr 22, 2011
  19. Nobbys Trumpet

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    Was that by constantly chatting **** or trying to put it in her ear?
     
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    Nobbys Trumpet, Apr 22, 2011
  20. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    The latter
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Apr 22, 2011
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