Gunners after Tiote?

Ha, you've just given yourself away!

 

Why would Arsenal want Tiote?

Song and Tiote are very similar (*cough* though Tiote is better *cough*)... Arsenal don't play 2 DMs or use the sort of fast paced wing play that Tiote seems to fit well into, they prefer slow paced tippy-tappy which would make having Tiote and Song play together pointless. So would he travel all the way to London to play second fiddle? Would Song still be at Arsenal if Tiote was heading down? Would Wenger change their football? The answer to all is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, Cheick just passed an English course at Newcastle College, and on being asked he said "and now I just need to learn Geordie"... He seems settled.

In short, if he moves to Arsenal's slightly better (but with much less potential) squad, even if it's for 40 billion pounds, I will rip off my penis and suck it from the bloody end as an X Factor audition... Man Utd, Man City, Barca, Real or no deal Noel.

 

That's 4 yes's for Creativity - "You're going to bootcamp!"

 

Haven't even got to my sob story yet... What's that Gran, your stena stairlift has been tampered with and you're at the top of the staircase in a vulnerable position? I'll be there in a second to give you a push in the right direction... Mwahahahaha

 

Don't think Arsenal would stump up the cash that we'd demand

 

THIS!

 

Dear, oh dear, Talksport!
"Arsenal are keen on Newcastle midfielder Cheick Tiote, but refuse to stump up £20million."

They might as well have added:
"Obi Wan is keen on a new Jag, but refuses to stump up £80,000."

 

I'm keen on 1,000,000 rep points but fat chance of that too

 

You must spread...

 

I don't know, you're heading in the right direction. A little more begging might get you there.

 

Oh damn, still can't help.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Albert's Chip Shop again.

 

I love begging... According to some