Once again, the pride of the British Isles, Scotland, has taken it upon itself to restore England's broken self-esteem after a disastrous gaping at Euro 2012, as it offers up one of it's citizens in the shape of Andrew Murray [Earl of Strathven] to take on the might of the hybrid Congolese Frenchman Jo Winston Donga who packs a big weapon within his armoury. I'm sure all residents of these fine Isles, the Scots, Welsh, Englanders and those jovial Irishmen will join me in saying ''C'mon Andrew, do it for Britain." please log in to view this image
He's not English, he's Scottish and we don't do ****ing up. So I've two word to say to you Alf. Get to ****.
They'll be belting this out fae Murray Mound the day; Oh floooower of Scotland, when wull wi seeeee yer likes again. Who fought annn dieeed for yer weee but hulll and glen and stoood against hum ('gainst hoo) Prood EEEEEdwards Arrrrrrrrmeeeeee (Basturds) And seeeent hum hoooooomewurds Tae think again. COME ON ANDY SON BYRA WAY
Oxfam could be set to reap more than £100,000 in winnings if a late benefactor's Wimbledon wager comes off. In 2003 Nick Newlife, from Oxfordshire, put £1,520 on six-time champion Roger Federer winning seven Wimbledon titles by 2019, at odds of 66/1. He died aged 59 in 2009 but had left the betting slip, potentially worth £101,840, to Oxfam in his will. Oxfam spokesman said "we will be keeping our fingers firmly crossed for Federer's success". F*ck oxfam, Mon the Murray
After John Terry proudly announced that he had found the Higgs Boson particle during his holidays, it would cap a fine summer of British sport if the boy Murray could win Wimbledon. Come on Timmy. <clenchedfist><roarlikeatiger>
