Lets find out what we have all had done operation wise? I've had two extended stays, one for removal of osteoid osteoma (basically a tumour on shin bone) and another stay for removal of all wisdom teeth. I lied about the penile enlargement operation. Sorry Tina.
Never had an operation and only been to hospital when I was born or when I had a bit of wood pulled out of my arse
Once out for a family meal ,a steak knife fell of the table straight into my leg .Swore as the blood was gushing out , wife told me to watch my language in front of her mum . Got rushed to hospital , had operation next day to get leg cleaned out .
Had kidney stones about four years ago, in hospital for four days. One of my kidneys stopped working but the severe pain was eased by being high as a kite on morphine. Being self-employed, I had to discharge myself to get home to finish some work and when I got back home I had another painful attack. I remember lying on top of my bed in agony wishing I was ****ing deed. The joys of working for yourself,eh, sometimes you can't even take time off when you are dying.
Aged 10: a hernia and a bollock that was late for the party. Remember needing a piss when I came round and pissing blood into one of those cardboard receptacles.
I've never had a proper operation (and touch wood I won't have to for many years to come), apart from when I was a wee kid and had to be put under anesthetic whilst my broken arm was 'massaged' back into place. And yes, they did take advantage of me.
Dentist ****s gave me the 'gas' when I was eleven. Was ****ing horrendous, like being buried alive. I never went to the dentist ****s for years after that.
I had a horrible time on it, all I remember is being told to count to ten and then this awful buzzing inside my head. Couldn't walk afterwards.
